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HI if ur active in oct/ nov 2021 pls reblog this bc my feed is so dry
y’all just finessed the fuck outta wäÿfäïr HA ordered this cute ass mirror and said it was completely shattered when it arrived. they ask for pictures so i googled some random ass broken mirror and sent it in and bam got my refund. saved $441.70 :’)
Omgggg I need to do this, I want a giant mirror so badly. And you used afterpay right so you didn’t have to pay the full $441.70 upfront??
heys guys id definitely recommend getting an actual picture of something or a pic from someones insta or reddit bcuz if they care that much they can trace it. that being said.. FUCKING QUEEN!
cant believe i dipped for two years, whats good party people? I’ll post what i hauled in the meantime, my count needs a serious update ugh
✨selling on mercari tips✨
I’ve sold over $2,000 worth of things on mercari so far so I figured I’d share some of my tips and tricks for quick and high value sales! This post is long so you might want to come back to it later, I’ll leave it at the top of my feed for a while for easy access.
♡ 1. Always take high quality photos of the front, back, and any flaws of the item. If you have more photos available, take a photo of the label of the item and any tags it comes with if it is NWT. Make sure that the photos are not blurry or pixelated.
- I myself will click away from a seller’s item immediately if there is only one photo of the item, or if all photos are oddly zoomed in on or blurry. It causes suspicion about the true condition of the item if the seller appears to not want to post a photo of all parts.
♡ 2. Be descriptive in your title and listing! Be honest about the condition of the item and list ALL flaws. If there is a period stain on a pair of shorts, address it. Use “New” only for items New With Tags. Use “Like New” for items never worn. Mercari frequently sides with the buyer if they determine that you did not describe your item accurately and honestly. Use appropriate keywords and make your description concise but not short.
- I click away from any item that does not have a description. It shows low effort and makes me question the true condition of the item as well as the seller’s ship time.
♡ 3. Be smart. Document all interactions between yourself and your buyer. If the item you are selling is expensive like an iPhone, videotape yourself boxing up the item all the way through to taking it to the post office and dropping it off. I once won a Mercari dispute because I documented my buyer saying that the item didn’t fit her, and showed this to Mercari because their policy is that they do not allow returns based on size issues.
♡ 4. Do not cheat on shipping labels! Sometimes you can get away with putting a heavy pair of jeans under a $4 shipping label weight, but be prepared to get a poor rating and a pissy buyer who will expect you to make up the postal difference if it comes down to it. And never use a priority FLAT RATE box for a priority $6 label. The basic priority boxes are for the $6 label, not the flat rate. Your buyer WILL have to pay the $7-14 difference on the flat rate if you send it with a $4-$6 label. The only way to get around using a flat rate box with the wrong label is to wrap it in something, but that can look very sloppy and cheap and earn you a poor rating as well.
♡ 5. Give measurements accurately and do not solely size the item by the tag size. Items may shrink in the wash. If your size 8 pants have the waist size of 24", SAY THIS in your description to avoid getting an upset buyer! Just because Mercari doesn’t issue returns based on size doesn’t mean that you should screw over your buyer because you can. Besides, sometimes they side with the buyer anyway, so it’s best to not put yourself in this situation. I give the measurements of all inseams and waist sizes on pants regardless of tag label.
♡ 6. Package items with care and a thank you note. Do not put your item in a cardboard box without any protective wrapping or else it may get wet. I use waterproof polymailers, but on the rare occasion that I do use boxes, I put the items in a ziplock bag. If your packaging looks sloppy, you will get a bad rating. And for the love of God– I shouldn’t even have to say this, but don’t leave popcorn kernel crumbs or dead roaches in your packaging! It is disgusting and I have had this happen to me, and I have never bought from those buyers again.
♡ 7. Ignore lowball offers. You will have some people approach you about a NWT item that was originally $120 from Zara and say “I’ll buy for $3 free shipping”. Don’t even justify this with a response. Many will later say something like “sorry” or “hello :)” or “Please my mom is dying of cancer and bla blah blah” ignore it. These are the scam artists that will screw you over anyway or the lowballers who will take advantage of your item.
♡ 8. Be patient! Your more obscure brand items may take months or even years to sell. Don’t lowball yourself unless you absolutely have to get rid of the item (but if you’re going to sell everything for $3, you may as well take them to Plato’s or Clothes Mentor). If you have a heavily stained or worn item and it’s a brand nobody cares about, just take it to Goodwill and get the tax credit for it instead of trying to sell it when it’s likely not worth your gas money and packaging efforts to send it for $3 anyway.
♡ 9. Buy from other sellers as well to build up your ratings, and be a pleasant buyer (I will make my next post about this).
- I personally do not buy or sell to anyone who has 0 ratings, because many turn out to be bots or scam artists.
♡ 10. DO NOT PUT YOUR ITEM IN YOUR MAILBOX. This can depend on where you live, but if you’re going to do this, hand it off to your mailman personally to avoid it getting stolen. Your buyer will be pissed if it never arrives and they’ve paid for it.
♡ 11. Get direct deposits as often as possible. Mercari is known for randomly closing down accounts due to “violations” and keeping the money in these accounts. This has gotten a lot better, but is still not worth the risk. As soon as you reach your $10 cashout, request it to protect yourself. Keeping $500 in your account for a month is foolish.
♡ 12. DO NOT SELL COUNTERFIT OR NON-AUTHENTIC OR “INSPIRED” ITEMS. YOU CAN AND WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THIS. I had $55 in my account when I was told that if I posted another Ivory Ella dupe that my account would be terminated without notice, and this has happened to many others before. I was suspended instead. I didn’t even use the words “dupe” or “fake” in my description or title. My guess is that a competitor seller reported my listing personally.
♡ 13. Answer questions from buyers as soon as possible, granted that they aren’t trolling or harassing you. You might have many men comment something like “nice panties” if you’re selling new underwear or whatever. Block them. Don’t let them buy from you and get your address from the label. If the question is honest, do your best to give more photos or measurements or describe the condition as accurately as possible.
- I do not buy from people who do not answer me.
♡ 14. Model photos of items generally help them to sell faster as long as they are appropriate in nature.
♡ 15. In relation to the above, DO NOT MODEL AN ITEM AND THEN SAY “NEVER WORN/TRIED ON”!!! This looks stupid as hell and I always laugh my ass off when I see it. If you want to say that the item was never worn, use an image off google… BUT know that stock photos are not allowed on Mercari! I have had listings removed because of stock photos. Your best bet is to just model the item and say “like new” condition and “only worn for the model photo”.
♡ 16. Do not get an attitude with buyers. If they are trolling or lowballing, ignore them. They can report you and get your account terminated for snarky comments. Try to appear as pleasant as possible, but don’t be a kissass.
“Hi, I’d like to offer $18 on this $20 top!” - potential buyer
“can you not read? My price says firm dumbass” - seller ❌ Even though it may seem like common sense to read the description, it wasn’t a lowball offer and doesn’t warrant a smartass response. And if you’ve had this item up for a while then you should probably just take the offer anyway as it’s barely off from your original asking price.
“Hello, my price is firm, sorry, but I will let you know if that changes in the future!” ✅ Mature and doesn’t offend the potential buyer.
“Hello! I have uploaded another photo like you requested. :)” ✅
“Hi girl :) Your profile pic is super cute btw. For your convenience I’ve added three more photos even though you just asked to see the size label photo. Feel free to make me an offer. I’ll even ship out next day for you.” 3 min later “Hello? Are you interested?” 2 min later “Hi let me know if you want it or not” ❌
- If a buyer wants it, they will make an offer or buy it. You don’t need to ask 5 times. If they asked for another photo and ended up not buying it, the photo likely told them something about the item that they did not want like the condition or size, and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS. Do not feel pressured to lie for fast sales.
♡ 17. Don’t flip free items for their “original prices”. If you get a free blanket from VS when you spend $75 and claim that you paid “full price” 89.95 like it says on the tag, you look like an ass and insult everyone around you by insinuating that everyone is stupid enough to believe that.
VS Blanket $30 NWT - Got this free with purchase and don’t need it, hoping someone else can use it. Price is firm otherwise I’d keep it. ✅
VS Blanket $89.95 - My price is FIRM, I paid full price for this and am just trying to make my money back because I lost the receipt. I did not get this free no matter what you say. ❌
♡ 18. The above brings me to my next point… don’t extravagantly lie about why you’re selling items. It looks weird and suspicious.
NWT Makeup Palette Naked3 $75 - Got the wrong one in stores yesterday, lost my receipt. Nobody in my family wants it and none of my friends do. Don’t ask me any more questions. PRICE IS FIRM!!! (Has 20 other palettes listed on their page) ❌ Lies lies lies, and rude. Obvious shoplifter.
NWT Makeup Palette Naked3 $25 (only one listed on page) - Got this as a gift, don’t want it. ✅ To the point and doesn’t look suspicious.
NWT Makeup Palette Naked3 $25 - Price is firm. ✅ In general, you don’t even owe anyone an explanation as to why you are selling an item if it is unused. Making up stories makes it sound like you’ve acquired the item through illegal or counterfit means and are trying to pre-convince people of this not being true.
♡ 19. Your price point needs to be fair. In general, Mercari is a used goods marketplace.
Hollister shirt size xs - has some stains and holes. Just trying to make back what I paid for it. $49.95 price is firm. ❌
Hollister shirt size xs - nwt, $49.95, price is firm. ❌ Nobody gives a shit what you paid for it. It’s on sale in stores for $8 NWT right now. The only items that you can get away with up charging are from PINK that are sold out (such as the Sherpa quarter zips that frequently sold for $140 on Merc when they were originally $65 in stores) and cosmetic items.
Hollister shirt size xs - nwt, $10. ✅ Even though this item is on sale in stores, you might have the only size or color left, and your price point is reasonable. You can expect a relatively easy sale. Some people also prefer to use their Mercari credits for transactions rather than their cards and will only buy from Mercari because of this.
♡ 20. Put actual care into the presentation of your items. If cat hair is visible in your photos that is disgusting. If your item is wrinkled and thrown down on a stained carpet that is disgusting. If your item is being held up by your completely visible boyfriend that is weird. If your item is stained but is hung up nicely against a solid background and has obviously been adjusted to look as nice as possible, you will have more buyers.
♡ 21. Spamming your items with tags is annoying and you will get blocked by many for this. I automatically block those annoying people who post pictures of their popsockets with the tags Kylie vs vspink Zara michaelkors tommyhilfiger pacsun and clog up those tags with 500 listings to the point where I can’t even see the items I’m looking for. I will also report these sellers. The funny thing is that I’d definitely buy from them if they wouldn’t do that as their items are generally nice.
♡ 22. Do not write your description like you are in third grade.
Kylie lip kittttt 👄👄👄👅 sooooo cute, 39.95 🤑🤑 only broke 5 parts of the kit, like new otherwise ❌
Kylie Lip Kit - Maliboo. 5 parts of the kit’s box and metal case are broken, hence the low price. The cosmetics are still functional and have not been swatched or used. Make me an offer. $12 ✅
♡ 23. Be respectful when writing your description and be careful of your wording.
Zara pants size 8 would be better for a fat girl, too big for me. $50 ❌
Zara orange pants - size 8. Too big for me so I’m hoping someone else can use them as they are great quality pants. NWT. I would say these are true to size. Their inseam is 33" and their waist is 15" laying flat. $50 ✅
♡ 24. Since Mercari has taken off the ship time option, you need to address this yourself in your description. If you only ship once a week, say that. If you ship same or next day, say that! If you get a rating AFTER you’ve said that you ship in 3-4 days that says “took 3 days to ship! Poor!” you can dispute this as you can prove that you’ve already addressed the buyer about this before purchase. If you don’t specify, then people will be pissy about wait time and pester you with “ship asap” or “I need this by Tuesday.” (buys on a Sunday) A lot of Mercari issues can be prevented with simple pre-communication.
♡ 25. Ship out as soon as possible. If you are on your way to work, leave 5 min earlier and drop off your package at the PO or the appropriate dropbox for the package.
♡ 26. Most of all, enjoy your Mercari experience! Don’t rush on getting everything out of your closet, don’t sell your favorite items because you’re tempted to get a high price for them if they’re selling well at the time, don’t accept lowball offers if you know it’s going to make you feel cheated after, take precaution and be safe, etc. Be patient, considerate, and thorough, and you should have no issues with selling items with ease and building your seller ratings!
This is so helpful omg
STUFF TO LIFT THAT YOU CAN BOOST FOR LOTS OF $$$
-naked/urban decay/nars/too faced/designer makeup and palettes
-graphing calculators (especially the ti-84)
-pink vs logo waistband panties ( sell a 2-pack on poshmark for $15)
-clarisonics/brush heads
-brandy melville shit
-too faced better than sex mascara (20$ on ebay)
-hair irons
-textbooks (hard to lift tho)
thank you 🙏
boosting tips
figured i’d make a post about things i’ve personally learned boosting since i’ve only ever seen one other real post about it but it’s fucking awesome.keep in mind, i only started boosting the day after christmas, so it’s only been about two weeks now, and i only use P0shmark and Merccari but i’ve already made over $700 :-) if u dont wanna read the whole thing you can skim by just checking out the stuff in italics
things that sell fast and are easy to lift: -Better Than Sex mascaras (waterproof or normal) I sell these for about $13 on p0shmark and they normally go within a day or two -Tarte shape tape (if you want to keep the fact that these are stolen items, i’d only ever lift the same shade or similar shades. it’s kinda shady if one days you’re selling a fair neutral and a week later you’re selling a dark saying “it was a christmas gift and doesn’t match me” like bitch we all know nobody thought for a sec that that was your color lmaooo) -ANYTHING FENTY BEAUTY holy shit. small easy things in this line include the highlight palettes and the match stix trios -NARS blushes (specifically Orgasm and Deep Throat bc they’re popular on the internet) (i sell these in bundles of two and they go within the first 2 days) -NARS Laguna bronzer -BECCA highlighters -Too Faced sweet peach lip glosses -Kat Von D tattoo liner -Anastasia brow wiz
-small jewelry from american eagle, anthropolgie, francescas, hot topic things that sell fast and aren’t so easy to lift: -any of the fucking urban decay naked palettes -any of the fucking too faced sweet peach/chocolate palettes -subculture and modern renaissance holy shit these normally are out of my hands within minutes of being posted -high end perfumes (i don’t even fuck with this shit) -FENTY palette -literally like any palette that you hear beauty gurus on youtube mention ever -anything limited edition -shirts and sweats from PINK or VS (but mostly PINK) (but you pretty much have to make sure that logo is somewhere apparent on the garment bc that’s all people care about for real) pretty much anything from the following brands will sell within a week at a decent price: -too faced, urban decay, tarte, anastasia, MAC, NARS, Lancome, Kat Von D, Benefit, Marc Jacobs, Chanel, PINK and VS, brandy melville, free people, Calvin Klein things you think might sell fast but actually won’t -bras from PINK or VS (bc there are so many fucking sizes) -foundations & concealers (bc there are so many fucking shades)
-skin care products (bc no one really gives a shit)
-stuff from Lush (people are hella sus of buying Lush products from places other than lush idky) (but if you’re gonna you’re gonna want to make sure to post a pic of the expiration date and if it’s outdated the price has to decrease by like 70% sorry babes) -anything high-end that isn’t spoken a lot about by beauty gurus on youtube (example: laura geller. her shit is awesome but nobody on p0sh cares about it bc she doesn’t give her shit away to youtubers for free reviews) other random tips -if you’re not selling a whole lot or you want to sell items quicker for whatever reason, do research on what are the hottest products in the hottest brands at any given time. limited edition shit will always sell well after it’s removed from the shelves, but people will still buy stuff from you even if it’s still selling in stores. example: look up “best drugstore lipsticks” and lift 5 of them and sell all 5 as a bundle for $15-$20. example: watch popular beauty gurus on youtube and their 2017 favorites videos. products that are repeated multiple times by multiple different people should go into a lift list for you. items like this, at the moment, include: tarte shape tape, tart gifted mascara, urban decay perversion mascara, laura merceir powder (you can get the tiny ones at sephora a lot of the time), mario badescu facial spray, MAC lipstick in velvet teddy and honey love, urban decay all nighter setting spray, NARS laguna bronzer, anastasia brow wiz, any of the mascaras by benefit, naked heat palette, sweet peach palette -take pics of the highlighters you’re trying to sell in good ass lighting where those bitches TWINKLE. this sounds like a dumb tip but good lighting (for everything really) is really important i’ve found -keep in mind the shipping price on whatever you’re selling. on p0sh it’s a flat rate of like $7 for the buyer, so you can’t sell something at full price or even $7 beneath full price because that will make no sense to the buyer. As a rule of thumb, if it’s a lifted good i’m selling, i sell it for about 45% off. if 45% off still doesn’t cover shipping costs then you have to knock it down a few more bucks. So basically anything that sells at retail price for $14 or less you’ll have to cut it down more than 45% in order for the buyer to consider it a good sale. Often times people on p0sh will ask if you will sell the same thing to them on Merrrcari and some ppl think this is sus but honestly people just want the better shipping options Merrcari offers -BUNDLE ITEMS. for exmaple: instead of just selling ONE pantie for $5 to 6 people and then having to package 6 boxes with one pantie each, just sell 5 panties as a bundle for $15-$20 to one person. this is still a good sale for the buyer, you make more money quicker, and you have less work to do -if you want to be cautious of anyone finding out that the items you’re selling are stolen, make every clothing piece the same size (or at least around the same size) with maybe the occasional “this was a christmas gift and it’s too large/small for me yadda yadda yadda”. Also, you DON’T have to and really SHOULDN’T provide “reasons” as to why you’re selling everything you’re selling. non-suspicious people don’t even consider explaining why they’re selling the item, and if you prelude every sale with a “this was too big/small”, “not my color”, “ my fashion style has changed” etc, it’ll look more like you have something to hide than if you didn’t say anything at all. Also, i know you’ll probably be apprehensive of including any real pictures of yourself for your info page, but the more innocent and non suspicious and typical you look to the public the more typical you will seem. you could also prob find pics online and use those and use like a fake college -include pics of the serial numbers of EVERY makeup product you purchase and boost, assuming you really did steal it and its authentic. this eliminates any suspicions that you’re selling fake goods, which is a common suspicion people have when one is selling a lot of high-end product for relatively cheap, with new things constantly showing up in their closet -take good fucking pictures. just fucking do it. it helps so much. it makes you look professional and gives people reason to trust you and your “business”. also be fucking nice
-pretty stuff will always sell faster than ugly stuff. this is why palettes and highlighters go quicker than, say, skin care. skin care items are often items that have to be sought out, where as the sweet peach pallete is something someone may not have known they even wanted until they saw it posted. you know? doesn’t matter how high end that skin care is bby people on apps like p0sh and merc are only window shopping for shit they dont’ have to worry about not working out. appeal to the single moms drunk on wine scrolling through their phones at 11pm
-package your shit nicely and be a kiss ass with a lil note or free gift or some shit. people eat that up I’m telling yaand vwalla, start rolling in dat dough bby
THIS IS GOLD DONT SLEEP ON IT 🙌🙌
BOOSTING TIPS 😁😁😁
Motherfucking boosting bible
If anyone has tips on things I can boost that are not makeup, would you mind reblogging and adding them to this post? I’m not super comfortable lifting from high end makeup stores, so when I do it I wanna keep that shit for myself and I never lift enough to boost lol. I need to make some money but I’m not sure what sells
VS/PINK: It HAS to say those names on it. Without, itll be sitting. S/M sell the best. You can do panty deals, but do a larger amount of them in 1 bundle so you’re not only making 4 or 5 dollars on it.
instax: fly off of the shelf.
Wallets (MK AND KS) did NOT sell for me, even being 60-70% off.
Some tips: GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE A SUCK UP. I’m speaking for myself: I used mercari most. Not applicable for FB meet up situations.
Get note cards, customize them when writing. Take the time to look up their name.
Reply to messages quickly, a lot of them are going to be low balling prices. Be smart. Operate like a store. Has your merch been sitting for a while? Maybe it’s better to take the deal than having it sit?
Give extras. I lift packs and packs of face masks (paper kind) since most of my stuff is cosmetics and will add some free ones.
If you’re selling clothes try to keep them away from smoke if you do that.
I wrap everything in cute tissue paper.
SHIP OUT DAY OF OR NEXT DAY.
Treat it like a business. I was spending more time getting the stuff, packing and shipping than I did at my full time job. It was exhausting and why I stopped.
Feel free to DM me if anyone has questions.
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money 💰
i was asked by this user to boost this message as much as possible. this is truly a scary situation and from some of the stories ive read here i wouldnt be surprised if a lp or a security guard would try some shit like this. be safe. check laws in your state about knives and pepper spray. if pepper spray and knives are outlawed in your state, keep your keys on your body so that they cant be taken from you. i know its hard to think fast in a situation like this, but if someone gets on top of you or just tries to start something sexual, stab them in the neck, face, eyes, basically anywhere soft. carry a mini hairspray or dry shampoo with you ON YOUR BODY, not in your purse as lp will most likely take your stuff. this can be used in lieu of a pepper spray. believe me, hairspray in the eyes hurts just as much. if you dont have these on you, PUNCH AND SCREAM. kick near the groin area, bite their fingers if they have a hand around your neck or just generally near your mouth area, hit the neck or the sides of the head, scream very loudly and generally get the fuck out of there. if you can get your purse or bag that would be great but if thats not an option fucking ditch it and get out of there. @liftingdaisies @lifterlove @lift-life
oi underneath the armpits (where the soft tissue is ykno) is very vulnerable to the point that you can rip out skin with less then 1 cm of nails if you pinch as hard as you can and pull. it hurts like a bitch stabbing keys there would be just as effective. the reason i think armpits are more ideal is because attackers dont expect you to target that area. most attackers know that you will try to go for their eyes/head/groin
look up your states laws on self defense/carrying weapons
dicks sporting goods often has pepper spray in stock
best weapon to have that IS NOT ILLEGAL is self defense keychains (pictured below) most of the time its a cute harmless lil kitty or dog keychain but if youre in a touch situation n need to do some physical harm? these work like a charm (i cant find any store that sells these but theyre about 8 bucks online just look up self defense keychain)
My issue with this is that LP could claim that you (the shoplifter) attacked them for no reason, and the police would probably believe them. Maybe you could use your phone to record? In this situation it would be difficult to “prove” LP was trying to rape you…
i completely forgot to add this, thank you so much for adding this too. this all goes back to the no. 1 tip, DONT LEAVE IMPORTANT SHIT SOMEWHERE WHERE LP CAN TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU. put your phone either in your pockets or on your body somewhere, place your keys and weapon somewhere on your body, keep important life or death shit out of your bag/purse. please always prepare for the worst when youre lifting. always prepare to get caught. prepare to be berated and attacked in a backroom. make sure that you have the camera shortcut set up on your lockscreen so that if someone tries to sexually assault you, time wont be lost trying to punch in ur passcode. when filming, make sure you are loud and clear and say key phrases that will help you be innocent. say things like ‘i didnt consent to you strip searching me’ or ‘why did you try to insigate something sexual with me?’ or ‘please stop touching me sexually, you are sexually assaulting me’.
Boost!
A thought on tattoos while lifting
So I know that covering your tattoos is a big part of concealing your identity while lifting, but what do you all think about using the higher end temporary tattoos on visible areas of your body to alter your identity as well? There are some temp tattoo printer papers out there that you can even make custom designs for.
A wig + contouring + faux ink could completely change who you are. PLUS most temp tattoos come off with rubbing alcohol, so you could bring a small bottle of that with you when hitting a mall and change identifying features in the bathroom super easily.
This actually super smart! Just make sure you test how easily/effectively they can be removed, I’ve had some “temporary” tattoos not come off even with extreme scrubbing
Look up jagua tattoos guys!
^^^ REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE LIFT-FEVER JUST CHANGED THE GAME AND I WANT THIS IN MY TIPS TAG YALL LOOK THEM UPPPPPPPP
On “Teach Me How to Lift”
Make yourself a coffee and have a seat, this is gonna be a long one.I’ve seen a few posts of late from people saying “Stop messaging me regarding ‘teach me to lift!’” and I’ve gotta say this: yeah, guys, don’t do that. (Nothing wrong with asking for tips about specific chains or locations, but “teach me how to do this” is something entirely different.) I started replying on a post about this, but it got long, and I didn’t want to hijack, so here’s why we can’t teach people how to lift.
#1: Because there is no substitute for on-field experience
Probably the hugest part of lifting is knowing how to look for things, and tailoring your body language and behaviour to what you’re doing, and threat recognition. This stuff, no matter what you see, is partially instinctual, and you need to hone these skills for yourselves: you can’t learn this from someone else. We can tell you what to look for, or avoid, but we can’t get inside your brain and make those neurons connect and realise that “holy shit, I was just sussed then,” or “that’s not actually a blind spot” or “there is a sales assistant standing right behind me,” or “there is a vague threat somewhere and I need to get out.” (I have a sneaking suspicion if you have experience in areas like security or the military or in any other field where you’re having to be aware of what’s going on around you, this might be a skill that comes reasonably naturally to you, but honestly, this can take people in those industries *years* to develop.) Consider it this way: when you learned just about any other skills you have, did you message someone online or did you get out there and practice, finding out what worked for you and how to do it better? Someone can’t teach you to lift online any more than they can teach you how to draw, or ride a bike, or do mental mathematics. You might be able to borrow from techniques and theory that has worked for them, but the actuality of doing it is something you’ve gotta do. Nearly all of lifting skill is physical and psychological in nature. This is exactly why people say to start slow and to make sure you don’t do it when you’re feeling “off.” Because you’re going to give away little tells that you won’t see yourself. A huge part of it is confidence, and again, no one can teach you that. It’s something you have to develop for yourself. Hell, I wish I could teach people how to be confident, because I could probably make a lot of awesome people realise how great they are, and I could also probably cash in on something like that, hardcore, but nope: confidence is something developed. (Some advice? Get this shit sorted as early as possible. It sucks living with second-guessing yourself through what are meant to be the best years of your life.)
#2: All of us are different, as are our circumstances.
Also, disgusting and shitty as it is, people are judgemental fucks. What works for me could be downright dangerous if I was younger, if I had a small child with me, if I was a person of colour, if I was male. It would be, frankly, irresponsible of me to say, “Sure, this is my fail-safe MO” (I’m happy to offer generalised tips, but I don’t give away everything in my magician’s bag) with the assumption that everyone else is like me and their environments are like mine. An example? In my country, stores *can* check bags on request as you’re leaving. Most of my US friends would be going, “WTF, they can’t do that!” right now, but oh yes, they can, even if they didn’t see anything suss. So, if, I dunno, I was to ask a US lifter to teach me how to lift, they wouldn’t mention that, and my arse would be grass by now. Dealing with SAs and LP is different for me, too: if I was caught and started crying, no one would have a lick of sympathy for me, for example, because of my age– but I’ve heard of younger people being able to get seriously reduced consequences for being able to elicit sympathy from the gatekeepers.
#3: Because all of us learn differently and at different speeds.
For better or worse, I seemed to pick it up quickly. But the moment you start comparing yourself to what other people can/’t do is the moment you’re leaving yourself vulnerable. Again, this is why people advise starting slow: no one wakes up one morning and just steals 20 Naked palettes and 400 MK handbags on a whim. Maybe it will take you two months to progress beyond stealing a pair of socks at a low-security chain. There is nothing wrong with that: hey, you scored free socks, and you didn’t get caught: that’s actually fucking awesome. If you learn at your own pace, and keep in mind that it always pays to err on the side of caution and go slower and more conservative than what you are pretty sure you could feasibly get away with, that’s good. Don’t overestimate yourself, especially in the early days where it’s starting to feel awesome and liberating and like you’ve conned the system: nail that feeling down: you are still only human, and true confidence means being able to accept your strengths and weaknesses, and understand that the laws of physics, odds and thermodynamics still apply to you. Also, keep in mind that because we’re all fabulously diverse and different, so are our learning styles. You might be one of those people who picks up a new language in a couple of weeks with a bit of work. You might be one of those people who has watched anime for decades and still only knows a couple of Japanese words and can’t pronounce them correctly. Maybe it took you an afternoon to learn how to ride a bike? Maybe you sold the bike after a month of going, “Fuck this, it ain’t gonna happen.” Lifting requires a set of skills that are similarly vague and often based on how someone learns/operates. It doesn’t make people “born lifters” or “impossible lifters,” it just means that you may need more or less time to develop and learn certain things, and there is no set “this is how it goes.” Of course, there are always going to be a few outliers everywhere, from that person who *does* seem born to lift, and that other person who needs months to get a lipstick, (to that person who gets hundreds from Sephora and still feels like it “wasn’t much”) but you don’t need to worry about being one of them or where you “should” be: think about YOU as a person and what’s working for you. Similarly, I’d argue: don’t compare yourself to other people! Jane Doe Lifter might have gotten into this stealing groceries because her kids were starving. She might have grown up in a way that made her hyper-aware of threats. Conversely, Annie Someone Lifter might have wanted some new shoes that she liked, and might have grown up being an A-grade student who was taught from when she was a tot that “stealing is evil,” (so she may have some “OMFG I am doing something bad” nerves to contend with that Jane has managed to set aside because necessity of her kids not starving of CPS visiting her) and hasn’t noticed threats because she’s not had threats in her immediate vicinity. NEITHER of these women are better than one another, just different. Both will have their own advantages and disadvantages. (Annie might have middleclassness on her side so she isn’t immediately suspected by SAs, Jane might have been able to locate weaknesses in staffing much quicker than Annie did.) I think that’s everything I have to say about this, but honestly, PLEASE, GUYS, relying on someone to teach you how to lift isn’t a great idea, especially if you expect to learn through an online textual conversation. I hope this doesn’t come across as me being mean or trying to sound like I’m some sort of expert: I’m really not, but I get worried when people see it as a simple gag you don’t have to put much thought or effort into.
yes!! you can read tips all day long, think you have everything covered- but you cannot account for all of what occurs in each individual situation. you can, however, ensure as much as you can that you are safe and will not be caught. that’s it.
How have I never seen this post, this is golden, thank you so much
How to be reasonably paranoid
Firstly, this is to help newbs. I’ve spent years reading people just for the fun of it and it’s helped me learn when people are actually sus and when they’re just being reasonable. I thought I’d make a post of my personal insight on how to tell is an SA, LP or customer is sus of you. I hope this helps some people.
- Reasonably paranoid is good. If you are cautious, you’ll be okay. But avoid being overly paranoid. That’s a tip off. Don’t stare are SAs or people you think are LP. If you make eye contact while checking them out, smile a little with your face and eyes. Practice it in the mirror, like “oh sorry, I was looking passed you but hello!” As if you weren’t looking first. This has helped me avoid a lot of suspicion from SAs.
-Generally this accidental eye contact will initiate an interaction, so remember it’s the SAs job to help you. Not every time you get CS’d it’s because they’re sus. It means they’re doing their job. Don’t bolt the first time you get CS’d, that’s sus. If an SA greets you multiple times, follows you outside their “area”- almost all SAs are assigned to certain spots in the store, if you see an SA from the perfume counter wandering around in shoes, gtfo. That’s not where they’re supposed to be. If you catch someone watching you, appearing in the same areas as you over and over, move. But as you move from area to area, the SAs are supposed to greet you, even if they’ve seen you from far away. Greeting once, perfectly normal. My favorite thin when I worked at Miejer was “no, I’m fine, thank you.” Don’t say things like “just looking or just browsing.” Even tho I catch myself doing this, it prompts SAs to go on with a “can I help you find anything” and shit like that. It’s what they’re trained to do so don’t panic and don’t bolt. The goal is act casual.
-don’t avoid eye contact. If I make eye contact with someone and they look away quickly, I already want to know what they’re hiding. Remember the eye contact and smile from above. It can remove suspicion a lot of time when you engage the employees after a few moments, especially of they’ve even watchig you but haven’t engaged- of you’re looking confident and comfortable, they may not talk to you, they already know their sale is in the bag. Engaging them for a few moments helps a lot. If you ask for a product they don’t have, also prompt suggestions and places they may know to find that product. This gives you a viable out later. When you’re ready to end the interaction say “I have a few more things to get, thanks for your time c:” always thank them. Good manners can get you brownie points from an SA that hates their job. I’ve left a few lifters alone because they were nice to me and I would rather say fuck you to my boss then to them and this was before I lifted.
- well trained LP aren’t idiots. Look at the faces of other customers around you. Just for the momentary impression it leaves. If you see someone you feel you saw while coming in it in a different department and they don’t have any shopping items with them, or a bunch or random ass shit (usually toys and house decorations), that’s LP. Don’t run. Do not scowl. Just as casually as you can, duck away from then and gtfo.
- facial expressions are really important. Do not scowl at people or glare. That’s a defensive face. Practice your default face as one of three things- carefree, focused and stressed. Carefree customers are spending the day browsing for something to make them feel good. They smile lightly, they laugh and make a variety of expressions at the merchandise- appeal, intrigue, disgust at the price, confusion on occasion but don’t hold a confused expression for long. A carefree customer says “fuck it I’m confused” and puts it back. Stroll along, show things to your friends, touch stuff. Inspect things with curiosity. Now, the focused customer is different. Carry a list, walk confidently, inspect everything thoroughly, compare prices. Quick “no thanks yous”, wave your list like I know what I’m doing, but keep your face determined but not angry. The focused customer knows their products, know what they want and they don’t need help. They aren’t upset by confusion because they know everything. I loved these customers because they have off a no sir I know what the fuck I’m doing vibe and I didn’t have to do shit. The stressed customer is the hardest one. You have to look stressed without looking upset or confused. Walk with list out, search for stuff quickly, type roughly on your phone, check the time often. Come in walking fast- SAs see someone fast walking in and they know your in a hurry. If approached, pick something random on your list and say “do you know what area this is in? Okay thank tou, I’ll find it” and dismiss them. Walk the fuck away. It works.
These are just a few tips I have on body language and how an SA thinks about the cuetomer. Practice in the mirror at home, write decoy lists and sign yourself up For some improv classes. You’ll be foolin em Like a pro soon.
“PRIVILEGE OF BEING POOR” have you ever seen someone so stupid omlllll
OH MY GODDDDDD WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCK
this has to be a troll
Poor person: I have to steal groceries sometimes because if I don’t, I won’t be able to eat—
Wealthy person: umm 😶 sorry we don’t have POOR PRIVILEGE 🙄🙄 while you’re scraping by, I have to PAY for my groceries!! I don’t get the p r i v i l e g e of being forced to steal 😪
Omg this bitch
this is why I hate hotep niggas/hotep bitches LMAOOOOO headass
Tips for the Ultimate lifting outfit (autumn/winter/spring edition)
This advice post is ideal for:
1) a female that doesn’t look too young/can pass as mid 20s
2) wants to lift clothing / small items to conceal on body
3) plans to lift mon-fri because this look is very workwear. The persona you’re playing here is rich classy yet immemorable lady working a well paying office job (probably accounting, finance or audit-you choose). You are BLAND (Boring, Lacklustre, Average, Nondescript, Day job worker) lol I came up with this acronym myself!
-TOP
You want to wear a light/pale coloured blouse (apparently light colours make you look less sus) that is flowy, yet modest, expensive looking and slightly fashionable. Example:
This top I wore today is ideal because: loads of room to conceal at the bust and around waist/hips, expensive thick satin fabric (costed $125 even on sale and I lifted it), fashionable wide sleeves which you can conceal stuff in (wear a tight log sleeves top under to secure stuff in) and is modest and not eye catching.
-BOTTOM
You want to wear pants which are loose enough to fit more pants under, yet not too loose to be sus. You should choose a fabric which skims and has a little stretch to it (so choose a synthetic fabric) so that you look natural even with items packed under. It’s ok to wear dark pants because both light top and light bottom may be attention grabbing. Black pants are a professional work look.
These are the pants I like to wear when lifting leggings (comfortably fitting 4 pairs under, could probably fit a few more). You can easily wear spanx under and fit stuff in waistband too. Waist tie comes in handy when I’m concealing hangers on body because i can use it to tie the hanger tight against my body for more security. Choose a pair that covers your ankles (easy for shorter gals). Remember not to tuck your shirt in so that the loose top will float over any bulkiness.
Ps these shoes are a great example of shoes to wear, as long as they’re comfortable!
-HAIR
Your hair is an important part of your disguise. Choose a wig that is different to your natural hair. Think different length, colour, curl/wave, texture- as long as it looks natural and believable! POC should stick to darker colours (up to a hazel/light ashy brown, maybe caramel if you can pull it off). Now is not the time to experiment with fun colours and styles! Remember, you are BLAND. Example:
This is the one I have. It screams sweet, nice girl next door who would never hurt a fly, let alone shoplift. Was $7 of AliExpress!
Wig tips:
Bangs or lace front, you want to be natural and nothing looks worse than a weirdly stark hairline. Don’t be afraid to trim the bangs and the overall hair so it fits you better. Get a wig cap for underneath. Reduce unnatural shine with a little baby powder or dry shampoo. Muss the wig just a little- no one has perfectly smooth helmet hair! Don’t accessorise your wig because a BLAND person would not have the creativity/guts to do so.
-BAG
Neutral colours and structured bag! No pom-poms or shiny stuff hanging off your bag. You wanna look mature!
You might want a small crossbody bag if you’re concealing on body because it makes you look innocent (how can she fit those 69 leggings she took into that tiny bag anyways). Bring a spare plastic shopping bag or two in your crossbody if you need it. Keep your hook/magnet in bra/on person.
Example:
So smol and cute and nude! Although I just lifted this today I can envision it fitting a couple of rolled up tops and some makeup in there.
If you’re going for a bigger bag, make sure it looks like a structured work bag. Think:
Obviously there are better examples floating about in the community.
-COAT/JACKET
I suggest not bringing one unless where you live it’s superrrrr cold like in the negatives. Your wig and the multiple clothing items you’re body concealing will keep you warm. Wigs get real hot after a while!
If you’re not wearing a coat, it’s the perfect excuse to lift one during your trip- just drape one over your arm right at the beginning, shop around a little, bring stuff into change rooms, detag coat, then bring coat out with you over your arm.
If you must bring a coat, try one with lapels and defined shoulders so it looks like a professional work coat, preferably in a nude/cream/light neutral colour. Example:
A coat makes it easier to conceal more stuff under as it smooths everything out, especially if it’s a thicker fabric with a structured fit.
-GROOMING
This advice is pretty standard. Light, professional makeup applied well helps. Remember, a BLAND person won’t have crazy eyeshadow at her boring day job!
Have your nails look nice and neat in a neutral colour. Look expensive and classy. No thotty instagram stiletto nails here!
Don’t wear jewellery, especially on hands if you’re concealing on floor. Bright shiny things catch the eye.
Just be clean and well groomed, like you look after yourself. You want to look mature yet still sweet and innocent and incapable of committing crime. Long wispy eyelashes and inner corner highlight might help here!
Consider wearing fake glasses/coloured contacts to amp up your disguise! Maybe even a fake lanyard with some fake ID thingy in it will reinforce that you work somewhere. Don’t have any noticeable tattoos with this look (small dainty ones are ok).
Wear black flat/ comfortable office-appropriate shoes.
Thank you for reading this long ass post! Took me ages to make so would be great if this could be reblogged to share the advice
Reblogging myself coz I don’t think y’all saw this
Good Lifting Cover!!
Okay so I was thinking about this earlier and the smartest thing to do is to dress like you work at the mall!! Find a store and dress how they dress.. hell even grab a name tag if you can get one. Now you have a good cover. You are just wasting time before you have to go In or before you break is over. You have a perfect reason not to buy anything, or not to really be looking in the first place.
I just notice that if I see someone who works in the mall I don’t even give them a second glance. I just let them pass their time. Like a say hello, share a little inside ‘oh you have to work today too’ then off they go. That’s it.
Someone try this and let me know what happened!!!
this is a great idea!!!! i still have my lanyard from a retail company i briefly worked at who does not have a dress code. i’ll wear my lanyard out today and see how it goes!!!
i forgot to report back on this bc i had a busy af day. i only went to 2 stores w/ it BUT literally not a single SA tried to cs me. nobody even gave me a second glance. AND ITS A GOOD WAY TO GET INFO FROM TALKATIVE SA’S. only one person spoke to me and all she did was ask me if we had been super busy bc they had been swamped. she said their manager was out of town and they didn’t have a replacement so everything was going to shit. AT THIS STORE ONLY MANAGERS WATCH CAMERAS so i knew i was good. btw, this was a few mins after walking into the store. i hadn’t concealed or even picked up anything yet. she didn’t even look in my direction (nobody did) after that 2 min convo so she definitely wasn’t trying to set me up. retail workers complain to other retail workers!!!!!
moral of the story: i would definitely try this if possible
Uniforms in general make a great disguise. Obviously never go lifting in your normal work outfit cuz that’s a super way to get tracked down, but buy some basic scrubs or get your friends old work uniform and wear that. (Solid color Polo is a great universal style for tons of companies, you can buy plastic pin-on name tags and print a sticker out with “your” name and the company logo) In the unfortunate even they realize what happened in the aftermath, your most prodominant feature will be the uniform, you as a person will fade from memory, you’ll just be that nurse/fast food employee who took the eyeliner. Disguises ain’t all wigs and glasses.
If you were to aim for the uniform of a store in the mall, don’t make it a recognizable one. They might know that the claires doesn’t have anyone who works there with your description. Make it a larger store with more employees. I don’t work in a mall but I know most of the employees who work in the businesses next to my job.
I used to work at a Sonics (have like 3 dif shirts) but I know Zero malls that would merge with them lol.
Bitch yes I work at a Starbucks and I’ve gone into malls with my uniform on and I’m hardly ever suspected or watched at all (I usually don’t have intent to lift but I have dyed hair and a nose ring so I’m watched if I go in with normal street clothes on)
Hi there! I know you probably get tons of messages! I had a question about concealing at ulta. If you hold the items in plain view and then conceal in a blind spot won't they notice that you emerge from the blindspot with less items? (Assuming the worst and that they are following you on camera) I'm too nervous to leave empty boxes in case they check them after I leave. Advice?
hiding and concealment is one of the keystones to good lifting so i’m glad you brought it up! and it’s the age-old question behind everything we do: how do i disguise the fact that i’m not holding the thing anymore?i’ve come up with a handy little acronym to help everyone with their blind-spot needs: l.i.c.klocate the blindspot and make sure you’re not missing any camera domes/employee entrances and exits.is there another person around? is the shelf tall enough to hide you, is there a window right behind you, etc? if everything looks safe, proceed nonchalantly to the blind spot. the key will be to be holding something that’ll distract from the fact that you don’t have the item you just had. it can be as big as your jacket or as small as your phone. experienced lifters can use other items from the store as well.conceal. make it short and snappy in the blind spot, if you’re there a long time and emerge with nothing, it’ll look weird. be holding something when you emerge.keep walking. i’d advise holding one or more items in your hands at all times that you will either place back where they belong or plan to purchase, or something that belongs to youhope that helped! don’t forget to l.i.c.k stuff!
Wanted to share how I managed to burrito-wrap this long puffer coat into a medium-sized H&M bag without it looking too bulky so I made this tutorial. It pretty much speaks for itself, but more details below
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I’ve lifted 2 coats now and this has been my go-to. Good luck!