STOP! and prepare thine mind to be blown.

I like a lot of stuff, but I am mostly a comedy blog. please love me.

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

This spray, created by genius researchers at Carnegie Mellon, turns any surface into a touch screen. Really.

follow @the-future-now

[therealshadman]

The time has come

I finally opened a official shadbase Discord Server

Join the fray:

https://discord.gg/MJmXvky

warning chaos, conflict and Discord ahead.

[therealshadman]

Reworked a lot of things, but the discord is striving, join the chaos here

https://discord.gg/MJmXvky

[robotic-alien-dude]

since the last lucoa sketch was really sketchy af. here is a more clean drawing of her.

[noivern]

tugtug tugtugtugtugtug tug tug tug tug tug tug tug

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[fulltime-fangirl-and-shipper]

only 1 year left to wait

[terringtonson]

This has been on the schedule since Jan 11

[ridiculousbirdfaces]

[audreynical2]

(Tweet from @nycsouthpaw) Kris Kobach should learn to use folders and cover sheets.

[image] Department of Homeland Security Kobach Strategic Plan for first 365 Days.

——————

Can someone caption this when you get a chance? I’m on mobile.

[tanjir0se]

[Transcript for those who are having trouble reading]

1. Bar the Entry of Potential Terrorists -I. Update and reintroduce the NSEERS screening and tracking system (National Security Entry-Exit Registration System) that was in place from 2002-2005. All aliens from high risk areas are tracked.  -II. Add extreme vetting system for high risk aliens. Question them regarding support for Sharia law, jihad, equality of men and women, the United States Constitution.  -III. Reduce intake of Syrian refugees to zero using authority under the 1980 Refugee Act.

2. [Unreadable] Record Number of Criminal Aliens in the First Year -[unreadable] 193,000 criminal removal cases dropped by the Obama Administration. -[unreadable] ICE guidance memorands(?) adopted by the Obama Administration, issue new guidance [unreadable] “criminal alien” as any alien arrested for any crime, and any gang member.  -[remainder is mostly unreadable; discusses enlisting local and state goverments to aid in the decrease of “criminal aliens”]

3. [Mostly unreadable, discusses PLANS FOR THE WALL] -[unreadable] in addition to the 319 miles of existing [unreadable] covering the entire 1,989 miles planned for rapid build. [unreadable] the PATRIOT Act to prevent illegal aliens [unreadable]

[Most of the rest is unreadable]

5. [unreadable] -[mostly unreadable, the ending sentence contains the phrase “Draft amendments to National Voter…”]

That’s all I could make out. If anyone else wants to add what they can see, feel free to do so.

[avatarthelastzed-deactivated202]

This is a serious breach of classified information handling. I hope he gets fired for this! Better people have been fired for less (and lost an election)

[pasdeseul]

Visit Original Link

[usuallycasualphantom]

[itsbutterycybercollectionus-blog]

Unisex Popular Jackets. (Over-sized and price discounted)

001 - 002

003 - 004

005 - 006

007 - 008

I do like No.1 and No.5, what about you?

Save 20%-50% off your order, get one and tag your friends who need it.

[ohmygodwhatisthisfor]

[omgslowlyscrumptiousbouquet]

WATCH YOUR TIME !

Cat ‖ Cat

Map ‖ Map

Letter ‖ Letter

Galaxy ‖ Galaxy

Compass ‖ Skull

UNDER $17.

[kuronaet-blog]

I wish I could get one 😣

[starfira]

when the girl is still outside your photography studio

[i-dont-even-like-cornchips]

∆DAB

[stupendousphilosopherbread]

[greatwizardcollectionworld]

Which one do you like?

Alien: 001  ||  002  ||  003

Geometric:  001  ||  002  ||  003

Plain:  001  ||  002  ||  003

[sixpenceee]

Kevin Lehner, along with four other guys, created this Icehenge. Each piece was cut and pulled from the belly of the frozen lake. Using chainsaws, ice cutters, and tongs they built this homage to Stonehenge in two days. 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

this one kid’s test answers are so funny xD you won’t BELIEVE how clever they are

[ndnprct3-deactivated20180612]

Oh

[tacetheadphones-deactivated2020]

Oh my god

[askfemsnakefrance]

either this is a fake or they pushed the teacher to be so done they are thinking of quitting…. because honestly it could be either… please don’t do this to teachers, they work hard and get paid very little. they don’t need to deal with this kind of thing.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

yeah. yeah its the second one youre correct

[shaddenfroyd]

In all fairness these are dick questions. The first one holy shit. I can think of a million answers, some of which very scientific, and they would be all right.

All the teacher has done has boiled the test down to what chapter they did which takes no skill. Ask this question on a final test at the end of the answer and I’d hope kids would put BS questions. There’s no context.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

yeah its hard to believe that this is a real test . but it is 100 hundred percent real. Theres no making this stuff up … It’s real folks

[heterosexually-impaired-pear-de]

These aren’t dick questions. Look a the top, it says unit 3.7 test. The test isn’t even over and entire chapter it’s over a section of a chapter, so maybe like 3, 4pages max. Maybe if the kid read those 4 pages he would know exactly what context to pull from. Yeah you could answer number one with several answers but only one answer is from unit 3.7. So piss off and a hand for the teacher.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

yeah everyone you just gotta look at the top. you are all clearly not paying enough attention to this extremely real test. unlike this guy right here. hes paying attention. he knows how much very real teens disrespect also very much real teachers. sickening

[gardeningfangirl]

@memeufacturing you’re the idiot that originally posted this. Now, considering how you keep trying to enforce the idea that this is real, I’m going to guess that you wrote the test. Particularly considering how several questions actually respond to previous answers. You wrote it. You are a dick. Don’t treat teachers like this (even if they don’t seem to like you).

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me? write a test? no!!!! i’m a student!! i can’t do that. I can’t. only teachers can do that. as you can see, a teacher made this. Cause it’s a test. A real test. A real one. made by a teacher. not me; a student

[bobabeach]

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

i havent seen this video around in months and i thought i was finally free of it