Terri Stern Writes

Writer of paranormal romance and smut. Mostly smut. My Website My Ko-Fi

[terristernwrites]

Hey folks, this is a post to group together my available shorts for ease of reference!

My Monster Erotica collection is still updating with Contract with the Snake Lord (naga 🐍 ) and Webs of Desire (drider 🕷) available currently and Scales of Gold (dragon 🐉) coming out next week. This is an ongoing project with the plan being to keep writing these as long as I keep finding monsters I find interesting.

My vampire mansion collection is still updating, and so far we have Arrival, Acceptance, and Intervention uploaded with another five stories to come (*badum tiss*) and a boxset in the future.

I also have a sweet werewolf romance (Promises Delivered) up on the Amazon here should you wish for something totally different!

Enjoy!

Terri Stern

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[english-idylls]

Duckling walking across lily pad.

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[depsidase]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[ceika111]

in so fascinated by borzoi dogs, they are my huge inspiration to do original art they are like magical creatures of dogs

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[teashoesandhair]

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

[black-feather-fiction]

This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.

Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.

10/10 would recommend

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[thedrownedsirenofdread]

God forbid a girl romanticizes the void a little too beautifully.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[funny-tik-toks]

[kayas-wife]

this is from an Australian youtube channel where they go to hat tower and drop things

[white-throated-packrat]

Water doesn’t compress very much, so once it hit it’s terminal velocity, it was basically a solid ball, not a liquid. This is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it.

[gigglingkat]

The reverse POV of “if you’re too high, hitting the water is like hitting concrete”

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Well that's not in one piece anymore

[rathayibacter]

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

[awooof]

my neurodirvegent ass trying to smile for the picture:

[haunteddollsgeorg]

As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again

[odinsblog]

This is their logic: