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superxtroye-deactivated20140917

You looked like you needed some love and encouragement. I also thought it would be a very unique first meeting.

#c:troye #hahah aw #she might be awkward but she tries

It’s hard to dictate that when 95% of the house are stupider than a brick and thicker than my dick. Are you part of that refreshing 5%?

tesscollinstv

That was so poetic, Milo. You should totally use that for lyrics. I guess I am, but I also guess you have to decide that. Who else is part of this 'refreshing 5%' club, may I ask?

#c:milo #im laughing so hard #help me #tears

tatum-baxter-deactivated2014092

I am debating internally whether or not I would rather pay more for one pizza. I mean, when I buy two I feel obligated to eat them, and when two is cheaper than one, I feel like I must save the money. If you didnt understand a word of that, just know that it is a constant struggle. Fat and happy, pizza night it is.

tesscollinstv

I understood every word, and I understand your problem. I mean, why should you pay extra for just one, when you could have two for less? That just doesn't seem logical. Do you like cold pizza? Oh yes, hit me up for that whenever you like. Seriously, I'm always down for pizza.

#c:tatum

plsadrian:

I don’t know how I forgot about it, it’s all anyone seems to be talking about. Maybe I tuned the whole thing out. I doubt it’s a big deal. He’s fairly good looking so I’m sure he snagged someone else up.

You and me both! Yeah, yeah, maybe. Perhaps I just blacklisted the phrase 'Valentine's day' in my mind, I'm not exactly keen on the event. Probably not. Even if he didn't, I'm sure he partied away his troubles-- or something.

#c:adrian

bryce-summers

Sure, sure, whatever helps you to sleep at night. You just can’t face the fact that I’m a pro guesser.

tesscollinstv

Has anyone ever told you how modest you are? That might be because you aren't a pro guesser.

#c:bryce #i understand #on a spiritual level #hahahah #yes oh my god just most of the gifs in this interview ahah

alexmorganjfc

Quite. You didn’t fill out the survey thing, then?

tesscollinstv

I didn't. I think I was out when the whole thing happened, unfortunately.

#c:alex

pcenate-deactivated20141228

Wait, were we supposed to get our dates presents? You and I are in the same boat. Don’t you worry. We should do a drill. I’ll only do it if you do it with me. We’ll barge into everyone’s rooms with a megaphone—see if they’ve been doing the dirty.

tesscollinstv

Don't ask me, I don't know-- everyone was giving everyone presents so it's hard to tell. It seems there's a small group of us; I feel much better about the situation now I know I'm not the only one. Like a roll call? What's in it for me, can I ask? Okay, okay, do you even own a megaphone? I'm blaming you if we're hurt in the process.

#c:nate #luke though #ultimate love #i'm great thank you!#you? xx

bryce-summers

Miss Tessie Collins, by chance?

tesscollinstv

Oh man. That's some serious guessing skill. Beginner's luck?

#c:bryce #ansel though im laughing

alexmorganjfc

I thought it was sort of hard to miss with the producers shoving it in our faces.

tesscollinstv

Well, I've dodged that, apparently. Impressive, right?

#c:alex

plsvanessa

Well, that makes much more sense! Don’t worry, people have forgotten worse things, I’m sure.

tesscollinstv

I hope so! I'm sure they have... it's not really a major thing to me anyway, but I know it is to some people.

So what are your plans, then?

#c:vanessa #let's just pretend it's same day #roll with it :')

milodonovan

Take an educated, are you capable of doing so or are you just that stupid?

tesscollinstv

Are you that stupid that you didn't realise I was being sarcastic?

#c:milo

askboxmemes

honesty hour; nothing will be deleted or ignored

milodonovan

Is “I wish the answer was me” a viable option? Because if not, it should be.

tesscollinstv

Perfectly viable. I take it you're not going to be giving out presents and sending love letters then?

#c:milo

pcenate-deactivated20141228

So, tell me— How was Valentine’s Day? Was it everything you hoped it would be? A dream come true? Did sparks fly everywhere at the ball? Please tell me someone got laid last night after the ball.

pcenate-deactivated20141228

tesscollinstv

Well personally, I forgot about it until there was presents everywhere and everyone was looking all fancy, talkin' about dates and stuff. So I'm really not the person to ask, but I'm sure you'll get all the gossip sooner rather than later. Go check all the rooms if you wanna know, you can be the one to wake everyone up-- I'd rather you than me.