going hard or hardly going?

olivia, twenty-two, dc, sunglasses emoji.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

concept: billy joel’s piano man fights elton john’s rocket man

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

things to consider

the piano man has a large group of friends

rocket man is alone but has access to high explosives

[memewhore]

[tessellated-blog]

@iwillbeyourgoal

[alotofmovin]

Murder In The City [x]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions

[phintys]

how does he answer questions?

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

well theres a lot of ways he answers and a lot of question that need to be answered and one of my close friends asks me, a good friend, he says, and I tell ya hes a good, close friend, he says are we gonna answer some questions and you see this guy and this guys got some real questions to answer *wave hand*, we’ve got a lot of real, important…. goood questions to answer

[losangeleslovesyou]

MIGUEL : WAVES (FEAT. KACEY MUSGRAVES) (REMIX) (AUDIO)

[millenniumfucko]

[evanesia-deactivated20180518]

i’M DONE

[tessellated-blog]

@j-anetsnakehole

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

according to 90s era canadian country singer shania twain the only requirement to being a woman is “the prerogative to have a little fun” so

[senatorgana]

John Boyega celebrates his BAFTA win with his cat.

[orlandobloomers]

i skipped class today after having a panic attack and then got an ominous email from my professor titled “maggie simpson” with only a photo of maggie simpson attached. this is a nightmare to me. 

[vikkichu-deactivated20190624]

[trapcard]

like I really don’t understand this mentality with Bernie stans. like your candidate isn’t perfect. you can still vote for him without making him seem like he’s the messiah. you still need to be critical of who you are voting for and realize that people are gonna make valid criticisms of him that you should actually be taking account of and understanding.

[kateoplis]

Get back in bed, SymmetryBreakfast; a labour of love

[jump-r]

ONTD Original: Scene Queens - Where Are They Now?

Let's be honest. If you were hanging around MySpace in the mid to late 2000s, then some of these hot messes graced your screens, hawking Hot Topic products and damaging their beyond belief with ridiculous cuts and dyes. Most of these scene queens have since ditched their T-Mobile Sidekicks…

The most important investigative journalism. 

[smoke-stungeyes]

These little kids at MoMA were trying to recreate this piece of art and it made my life.

[enterheavenalive]

I weep

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

the new tumblr app update is the best one yet. I touch the app icon, and the app immediately crashes. I try to open it again, and nothing happens. no matter what I do, the app doesn’t open. I’ve never been more satisfied with this site. 

[apriki]

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

[trashboat]

its happening

[brilliantinemortality]

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

[kitsunecoffee]

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

[hate-deactiv]

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

[broad-city]

Broad City S03E01