[insomniac-arrest]

Femme Fatale Checklist

Sexy 

Confident

Worldly

Shoots when you least expect it

Strategic clothes ripping

Uses a whip as a weapon

IN CONCLUSION

Indiana Jones is a femme fatale.

[cydonian-mystery]

Stand aside himbos, himme fatale just dropped

[scamgar]

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[captainhoyw]

[nationalharryleague]

What is your dad’s weird hyperfixation??? They all have one

[0zzysaurus]

all the people in the tags being like “my dad’s hyperfixation on not paying child support” like okay then, my dad is hyperfixated on Battlestar Galactica and jellybeans

[valtsv]

don't lie you didn't "choose" to be bisexual i KNOW you watched pride and prejudice (2005) and had Thoughts about elizabeth and mr darcy

[valtsv]

the multiple people in the notes replying to this with "it was pirates of the caribbean, actually" has led me to revise my earlier statement. you just watched a movie with kiera knightley in it and wanted to both kiss her and be her. and honestly, same.

[leaving-this]

i made a 2-part uquiz called Which Shakespeare character are you? and it has 50 possible results.  The first quiz puts you into one of 5 groups and links you to the group quiz that has 10 different characters each. Tag your results. :)

[leaving-this]

the funniest part of this is seeing people in the tags who want to get hamlet and get something from a play they’ve never read and they’re like UMM IM EMO??? i HAVE to be HAMLET idk who Edmund even is and I’m like… sweetie…. you’re Edmund….

[solarsyrup]

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

[k25ff]

(art by soup-erb on Tumblr)

[sushinfood]

Excuse the fuck out of all of you but you’re

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

[melvinandlugnut]

OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE CUBE

[bubonickitten]

they’re good cubes, brent

[muckkles]

ppl in big cities be like "south side" "east end" "upper west side" "north beach" "southwest corner" "left area" "diagonal land"

[muckkles]

in small towns we dont need all this specifity nonsense when giving directions. its either by the walmart or its on the opposite side from the walmart

[kabaks]

you know what i’ve never seen. one of those really big trees. like the massive ones in california. i feel like if i saw one i’d start crying immediately

[kabaks]

trust me when i say i would be going absolutely apeshit if i was this kid

[kabaks]

tell me this doesn’t fill you with some latent animal urge to scuttle your way to the canopy and check for predators

[fandomsandfeminism]

We went there last summer.

The scale of these trees just…breaks your brain. Cameras cannot convey what it is like to stand at the base of one of these things. Each tree is the biggest fucking tree you’ve ever seen and theres just….an entire forest of the fucking things. Hundreds of years old, hundreds of feet high.

[ijaazat]

this isn't a big deal but stop letting these gays on social media guide you. nothing is gay culture. everything is gay culture. no need to buy fugly clothes and pins just because. if you don't wear rainbow top to bottom you're still a part of the community. clothes can be used to be a means of expression of your identity, but they're not a tool with which to focus on one part of you in a way which is easy to consume for others. it's a beautiful sentiment to find togetherness in this community, of course, but you can do that by being friends and being there for each other and by being a good person. help others. that's the meaning of community. not cold coffee.

[nicoscheer]

And their meaningful one is “I ache for you”

[attackonnat]

I should probably stop ranting

But they make it so easy.

‘’jAsOn DoEsN’t ReAd’‘

jAsOn WoUlDn’t bE cAuGhT dEaD rEaDiNg’‘

‘‘jASoN DoEsNt EvEn ReAd ThE bAcK Of A CeReAl BoX’‘

Please do excuse my language but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO HIS CHARACTER. Jaybird is a huge BOOKWORM, why must we drag his character even more than it already has been.  I know not everything is going to be comic accurate but fuck this is just a disaster.

[pennypeabody]

This is officially the best response and a big ass mood right there

[evilwriter37]

At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at you.

[wordsmith-storyweaver]

[welcometomyposts]

I’ve read of some people receiving death threats for what they ship?!?! like what the actual fuck. let people enjoy their stuff

[scragon]

Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage

[scragon]

Charles took her to macy’s

[abisalli]

TIM DRAKE NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING????

[vai-ish]

[crtastrophic]

[justagaygoosehoard]

this post is utterly incomprehensible to me

[vai-ish]

hey this same post cost an arm and a leg to make

[corvidkusnos]

[catgirltitties]