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someone doing a tarot reading for me: i don't know what's going on here like i just keep getting "the fool" over & over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just "the fool" now. which shouldn't even be physically possible

me, a fucking fool: figures

#me #text post #tarot

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

#me

martinskki

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex

#me

andtosaturn

why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor. yes I’m okay. I’m living my best life. can’t a girl just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo. I’m having me time

lesbiansunrise

*snuggles stuffed animal tighter to compensate for lack of physical touch*

nyctosaurid

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

#the good place

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

If I lived in Hollywood I would simply not date someone half my age

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

RIP to almost every male actor alive right now but I’m different

fourdrinkamy

isn't it sad to think that medieval folk went their entire lives without hearing any abba music :(

fourdrinkamy

like god said unto thee you will die of the plague and you will never get to groove to super trouper? especially not the cher version? :(

indigobluesand

I personally find Pride and Prejudice inspirational because Mr Darcy is the most awkward social train wreck of a human being ever created, he’s in his thirties and still doesn’t know how to talk to girls. But he ends up marrying his crush, an extroverted and very intelligent ten despite her fully hating him for 70% of the book. I respect that

#text post #pride and prejudice

greelin

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

#me

fateofophelias

I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR SAID I’M FINE BUT IT WASN’T TRUE ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ʸᵒᵘ AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUST TO SEAL MY FATE I SCREAMED FOR WHATEVER IT’S WORTH ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶦⁿ’ᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˢᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ h̵e̵ ̷l̴o̷o̸k̴s̵ ̷u̴p̶ ̵g̸r̵i̶n̷n̵i̶n̴g̶ ̴l̴i̷k̵e̴ ̶a̵ ̴d̵e̵v̷i̶l̸ ̴

#taylor swift #this is me