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New (Yet Eerily Familiar) GxG: More Watching the World Cup
New (Yet Eerily Familiar) GxG: More Watching the World Cup
Um, mostly because wonderful things happened, and Australia is still in the world cup… so um, yay! And also, here, have another story! Which is here! And if you happen to be impartial in the matter, and watching anyways, maybe cheer for Australia tomorrow! Please? Thank you :)
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New GxG: Watching the (Women’s) World Cup
New GxG: Watching the (Women’s) World Cup
So this because ages ago I wrote a thing about people watching the men’s soccer world cup, so this, just in fairness, so as to not invisible-ise or whatever women’s sport! Also, cause Australia is going to win! That’s right! You heard me! Um, no actually Australia probably isn’t… especially after this morning, sigh… that was just kind of yay go team… And Sydney FC in case anyone was trying to…
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New Non-Smut Daily-Writing Stuff on Wattpad
New Non-Smut Daily-Writing Stuff on Wattpad
So real quick, and belatedly, because I forgot to say here, and then someone reminded me, and then I forgot again and someone else reminded me again… So anyways…
There’s three new mostly-daily-updating things on Wattpad, because I’m stuck with what I’m meant to be doing, so trying doing different and entirely new and several things at once to fix being blocked on Losing Everything and Love…
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Tiny Flash Fictions
I was just bored and blocked and tried this! Um, stories as short as can possibly be…
Orpheus4
Unlike Orpheus1, he did not look back. It made no real difference.
Visiting the Fey
In the end, terribly hungry, knowing it is unwise, I eat a little of the food. And although there must be an end to this story, as I sit here, chewing, I know I shall never know what it is.
Confessions in a Lifeboat
A…
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Airship Cthulu FSM Action-Smut!
In truth, it makes no sense, not even to me, but this is the world we have now. There are gods. They are powerful. They feed on fear, and also, sometimes, on us.
We don’t know where they came from, or why they are here. Some say they awoke from the depths of the sea. Some say they fall from a star which passed by our own.
I do not know, none knows, and it does not really matter now.
They are…
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Literotica May Be Broke
Just randomly… Literotica may be broke at the moment, and for the last day or so. I don’t know, but I can’t get to the main website either, and there’s some bits and pieces on the forums there about how they’re changing servers around and there’s maybe a problem accessing it based on geography. As in, basically, some people can’t get on and some can depending where they are.
Which I’m saying…
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A Workout! To Go with the Diet!
Um, this diet I mean!
And the workout is this… vigoriously hump a pillow for twenty minutes each day! Every day! Because that has to be quite good exercise surely? Like humping a pillow, all sweaty and fast, with no hands or whatever you might do to speed things up… that could almost actually be a workout. Maybe? Couldn’t it?
I think so anyway. And I think this is clever! So ha! My…
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Maybe I should write cookbooks instead! Or diet books!
So because I am in a hyper mood and not actually doing anything useful… um, because of apples… um… seriously…
Anyways. An idea!
So I was in an actual paper bookshop the other day, like one where actual paper books are. If you remember those? Like, the things which I would read if I actually did read because if I did they’d have to be paper because I don’t have a kindle… and yes I know that’s…
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Lazy and Apples and April (Why I haven't written anything in ages)
Oh, and also, I know I went quiet again, and it started because dramas, but now its mostly just the mid-autumn seasonal-affective-disorder too-much-apple-sugar April glug.
I hope. I assume.
Um, back soon, anyways.
And April-apple-glug because i just realized it happened last year too, so maybe its just me. Which is a bit alarming, but never mind.
But nows I must go and write a thing for the…
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Writery Stuff: Linky about Marketing (Um... Not)
Writery Stuff: Linky about Marketing
So yes, this is actually not so much a clever and useful linky about marketing as one about why I don’t, and maybe people shouldn’t, and how maybe that’s okay because marketing, or at least social-media-type marketing, perhaps isn’t very useful for writers.
And mostly so how because of all that, I shouldn’t feel guilty because I don’t, and maybe you shouldn’t either if you do too! Which is good,…
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Big Old Election Day Grump
I just had a wonderful idea!
So most places, every three or four years, everyone gets to join in with politicians’ self-validitation games and go vote in an election, yes? Yay! But this self-validitation is only for politicians.
Not for anyone else.
But um… why?
Because I think everyone else, in all other jobs, they should be validated and happy too! Like, everyone should be able to do the…
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Oops I haven't posted in ages...
Oops I haven’t posted in ages…
And I was going to, except then I kind of went to pinterest and got distracted… um…
Sorry?
So more stuff soon, I was just hiding for a bit, and at least I wrote something here even if its only four lines. I’ve answered emails too, and sorry that took ages.
Um, that was all really. Sorry? And thank you for looking.
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Weird SFF-Satire-Flash-Ranty-Preachy Story: Offering the World
Weird SFF-Satire-Flash-Ranty-Preachy Story: Offering the World
This is a bit weird. It’s not smut. It’s also probably triggery and maybe offensive to religious people. But I hope the good kind of offensive, like the offensive that hints at something which might be worth saying. I hope anyway.
Um, if not, sorry. Like actually really sorry.
But its SFF and fantasy, so no-one should be offended.
Or satire. Maybe its satire.
I’m really not sure.
But…
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New Wattpady GxG Romancey Thingy: Valentine's Day
New Wattpady GxG Romancey Thingy: Valentine’s Day
So its really late and I’m way too tired to have anything clever to say, sorry! But literotica has story prompt writing contest thingys, and the current one is Valentine’s Day, so well, um, I did! And if you’re interested, the prompt is that, obviously, and you have until Feb 5, so go do one too! Quick!
Anyway, here’s mine, which is a story, and which is here!
And um, that’s all really :) …
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Oh my, that google bomb actually worked!!!
Oh my, that google bomb actually worked!!!
So um, I just thought… because how I just went looking on here for my list of anti-trackery websites just now…
And no-one probably remembers this now, including me, but ages ago, like a year and a half ago, for no particular reason I put the words “midget elephant gerbil porn” into a post just to see if I could get it to show up on google.
And, um, apparently it did!
LIke the top result, at least…
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So I Wrote a Privacy Policy...
So I Wrote a Privacy Policy…
So I started fiddling with a visitors stats-collector thingy, and then thought I’d better say I was, and that it was on here, in case any of you mind terribly. Which then kind of turned into a privacy policy. Which is sort of silly, but sort of not. Like all of the usual ranty about ad-blockers and stuff.
Because use ad-blockers! And anti-trackers! And all the rest. Because, um true story…
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New BxG Story: Older Men
New BxG Story: Older Men
And also one for the, um… not-wattpad list… so boys, basically.
Or, well… men.
Um, kind of older men…
Obviously. From the title.
So I don’t really know why, except why not? And maybe because rewatching old Sex and the City episodes, because all Big and Samantha’s hotel boss and all the suits and smugness and sophistication… so all of that!
But anyways, its here!
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