[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[ispyspookymansion]

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

[recoveredcombatsister]

they must be putting something in t shots that make boys allergic to the new post button

[misspetbait]

uhm what do you mean my movie about the scary, evil tranny that rapes and kills cis people is transmisogynistic? i'm literally non-binary

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[swagophile]

I'm the type of girl to shout "WOOHOO! YIPPEE! YAAHOO!" when a girl consents to having sex with me

[peatbloggers]

well it turns out the anger has been going. somewhere !

[wayneradiotv]

Homer

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[dragongirlbunny]

what the honk am i shoo'in here

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

stop pretending men are this good at flirting. I was flirting with @lakemojave, it's a lesbian post, date a woman if you like it so much

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[plutosoda]

we got splatfest at home

[nick-nonya]

[crazysodomite]