what the Fuck Is Up doooooods

msg me I'm lonely

[sparklybrows]

[jon-oh-blog]

ORPAH WINFREY SAID NO?!

[tarntino-deactivated20150402]

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

[aktx-deactivated20160712]

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

[tetnis2012]

this was suppose to be my humour account now the entire thing looks fucked since the post were redirected wrong

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[tetnis2012]

lmao it's funny bc for years I've been reblogging all my post to the wrong account and it winds up gaining me followers on an account I abandoned 4 years ago

[tetnis2012]

first time I've ever checked this account's followers and it has like 800-something. Why. literally the shittiest blog eva. anyways ask me something :p

[zackancodeine]

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

[noranbit-deactivated20180511]

Chaotic Good Boy

[earth2moi-blog]

Romantic bathtub moodboard

[mugicha1]

@labias isnt that ur tub

[labias]

LMAO IT IS

[kseniablog]

[tamper]

[did-you-know]

This 91-year-old seduced Nazis and led them to their deaths when she was a child. At 14, Freddie Oversteegan and her sister were asked to join the Dutch resistance. Thinking they’d be starting ‘a kind of secret army,’ the girls agreed, but were instead trained to fool the Nazis by promising sex and luring them into the woods to be executed and buried. Source

[deeplifequotes]

You can’t stay mad at someone who makes you smile.

Jay Leno (via deeplifequotes)

[freshmoviequotes]

Westworld (2016– )

[otraniall]

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[sassydad-deactivated20220514]

this is the only episode of dexter’s lab that i remember clearly

[lilnewport-deactivated20130807]

honestly

[afloweroutofstone]

Someone vandalized the Hollywood sign for New Year’s

[sexhaver]

good

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

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I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY