ORPAH WINFREY SAID NO?!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
noise dept.

shark vs the universe

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom

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$LAYYYTER

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cherry valley forever

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@tetnis2012
ORPAH WINFREY SAID NO?!
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
this was suppose to be my humour account now the entire thing looks fucked since the post were redirected wrong
lmao it's funny bc for years I've been reblogging all my post to the wrong account and it winds up gaining me followers on an account I abandoned 4 years ago
first time I've ever checked this account's followers and it has like 800-something. Why. literally the shittiest blog eva. anyways ask me something :p
my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature
He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants
So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.
Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.
Chaotic Good Boy
Romantic bathtub moodboard
@labias isnt that ur tub
LMAO IT IS
This 91-year-old seduced Nazis and led them to their deaths when she was a child. At 14, Freddie Oversteegan and her sister were asked to join the Dutch resistance. Thinking they’d be starting ‘a kind of secret army,’ the girls agreed, but were instead trained to fool the Nazis by promising sex and luring them into the woods to be executed and buried. Source
You can’t stay mad at someone who makes you smile.
Jay Leno (via deeplifequotes)
Westworld (2016– )
this is the only episode of dexter’s lab that i remember clearly
honestly
Someone vandalized the Hollywood sign for New Year’s
good
I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY