just fuck me up.

get it ripe. get it right. get it tight.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I can’t believe we’re doing a site-wide retrospective on Dr. Roberta Bobby tweets and nobody’s mentioned the all time greatest one:

[senatortedcruz]

Gas prices ain’t nothing to a carless walkcel like me

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[luetta]

[jeeyonshim]

an editor's job is to keep you humble

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

seems like my dedication to my isolation isn’t going to save me. that’s crazyyyyy

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Most intriguing sentence ever

[delicateboyz]

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[starrynet]

[fancy-strawberry-beard]

ETSY WITCHES DO SOMETHING