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FIVE YEAR PLAN: fuck it, we ball

[toskarin]

hey man I'm [remembering I've been therapyspoken to] grateful you got to experience my mercurial temperament [remembering the taste of power] and wrath

[easel-eisel]

[iamaine]

slow is smooth. And smooth is fast ❎ boring

fast is fast. And fast is fast ✅ yes it is

[charl0ttan]

hey do you wanna play doomed exploration together. it wont go like last time

[valtsv]

it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

[kaiasky]

sciencetists conjecture a "island of stability" at around 15-16 standard cups of coffee

[numinousobject]

couldn't he simply lived his entire life differently

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[lukewarmbreadatamoderatepace]

painkiller that has no actual analgesic effect but just makes you an undiscriminating masochist for a little while

[homunculus-argument]

If any part of your plan involves the words "nobody could be that stupid", please be prepared to be proven wrong at any minute at a moment's notice. Pay in mind that the person determined to prove you wrong may already be aware of this assumption, and is already approaching your current location at an alarming speed.

[starjasmines]

normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.

[financeswithwolves]

but only to people who genuinely deserve it

[starjasmines]

no i want to hurt everyone i possibly can. hope you understand

[bugshroom]

just died my one thousdanth death and i feel awsome !!!

[tetradualiesofficial]

its because youre always on that damn enemy ink

[uncut-uncutgemsfan]

[hitmanagent47]

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

[duckdotcom]

hm, haven't flirted with danger lately. anyone have good slippery slope recs for me to naively start down

[mqfx]

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose