My mother isn't a tailor

2short 4this*

[tempus----fugit-blog]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

why is dongcopter in every pornhub screenshot

[wordonrd]

[hennessyandmelanin]

when ya moms been sayin that y’all bout to leave for two hours, and you’re tired of waitin. 

[pinkowls]

The accuracy in the caption is amazing

[bigbardafree]

sex scenes in fanfiction be like

[sageandbone]

[godsmangina-deactivated20160119]

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

[netscapeshawty]

[qiw]

[fysw]

“Kneeling and chatting with BB-8, the pilot was nodding at something the droid was saying. It took him a moment to look up and glance to his right. The expression on his face when he recognized Finn was no less astonished than that of the ex-trooper. Smiling, he rose and gestured as Finn continued toward him. For a moment they just stared, each overwhelmed to find the other alive. Finn could only shake his head in wonder.”

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[redheartgrenade]

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

[xeppeli]

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

[northgang]

[liketheinferno]

i had a ridiculously vivid dream about a game called Fuck The Sea where you control a giant dildo and just. plummet into the ocean, while intense rock n roll plays in the bg and i’d personally like to thank my brain for whatever the fucj this means, symbolically,

[corporation-cats]

[fyeahthatssoraven-blog]

[darthsbinksmoved]

Like my father before me.

[sizvideos]

The Pope’s Astonishing Feat - Video

[bit6-deactivated20151004]

why did jerry go in like that though

[giraffepoliceforce]

[nizzlekicks]

i can’t beleive this

[michmoon]

IT IS 2015

[jhunnyplaysdamello]

I fucking quit