cool kid zone

i <3 women and d20 reblog spammer, 22. sometimes horny on main

[textilesimp]

i don’t tag ANYTHINGG girl

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[textilesimp]

how do i put more than one tummyache a day

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[mircalla]

you've been summoned for july duty

[what-even-is-thiss]

don’t ask me why but I’m thinking of a version of Rapunzel with extremely curly hair that extends like a slinky or something

yeah I know that’s not how physics work but I’m thinking about it anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

She’s gotta use weights to let down her hair. She can use this setup as a weapon.

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

dont worry little password. I'm insecure too

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[dogpuppy]

[najd-social-club]

[lilyblisslys]

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]