Texting All Titans

We're texting all the titans! See what shenanigans the titans get up to when they're texting each other. You want to see your favorite titans texting each other? Have a ship you want to see interacting? Have an idea for a scenario? Click Starfire and her mustard and let us know! If you have a question about the blog, click Raven!

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[textingalltitans]

Robin: Plan F. We follow Plan F, right now.

Beast Boy: Is that the one where we run away?

Robin: Not at all. It’s the one where we beat a dignified emergency retreat.

Cyborg: You’re thinking of Plan G, Beast Boy. They’re similar.

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Beast Boy: *imitating Robin* You’re my team, and I love you. But you’re terrible, you’re all terrible.

Robin: I don't say that.

Beast Boy: Well that's all you say.

Cyborg & Raven: You do.

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Bumblebee: I just want to be included

Bumblebee, after being included: What the hell and fuck

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Starfire: Does this make me the bad person?

Robin: Star, there isn't a force in history that could make you a bad person.

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Beast Boy: Pardon the intrusion.

Raven: On this moment or my life in general?

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*phone rings*

Beast Boy: *answers phone* Titan Tower, cute one speaking. 😉

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“Don’t underestimate us. Our team’s motto is ‘maybe we’ll get lucky this time’.”

Beast Boy (probably)

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Raven: I have no fears

Cyborg: What if you woke up one day and Beast Boy was leader?

Raven: ...

Raven: I have one fear

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“Yeah, Raven’s mad at me right now, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I don’t want to brag, but I have a lot of experience with women being mad at me.”

Beast Boy (probably)

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Starfire yelled at me today. It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

Beast Boy (probably)

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Raven: What kind of tea is this?

Beast Boy: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade

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I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.

Argent (via totallycorrectteentitansquotes)

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Robin: Because you and I are alike, and there will come a time when you have a chance to show it... to do the right thing.

Red X: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Terra: How did you find me?

Beast Boy: Oh, it was easy. We just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”

-Terra (probably)

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There’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

Kitten (via totallycorrectteentitansquotes)