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Brain: hey

Me: ugh, WHAT

Brain: death would be preferable to your current existence ❤️

Me: are you KIDDING me

#mental illness #original post #depression #texts from the mental illness #this blog’s been dead for a WHILE #but this happened to me earlier today so here’s a new one

Me: Okay brain, time to get to work!

The Mental Illness™️: u kick miette??

#original content #texts from mental illnesses #another vaguepost @ myself haha

Me: gets into bed

The Mental Illness™️: hey :) don’t forget i hate you :) and i have every reason to :) you’re the worst :)

#original post #texts from mental illnesses #hey guys I’m alive! and still have depression!

Friend: hey are you okay?

The Mental Illness™️: remember, your friendships are dependent on no one knowing everything that’s going on

Me: yeah totally! thanks for asking 🙂

Friend, later on: you know why is it I feel like I never know what’s going on with you?

The Mental Illness™️: see, told you. you lose everyone you love. idiot.

#queue #original post #depression

Friend: I’m here to help if you need me :)

Me: *needs them*

The Mental Illness™️: they didn’t know what they were getting into when they said that. if you text them now they’ll hate you

Me: good point *doesn’t text*

#queue #original post #depression

programaticallydelicious

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

(Art by cannonbreed.)

#stay safe people #take a break from social media when you need to #do some stretches drink some water #you know the drill

The Mental Illness: die

Me: come now. you’re only saying that because you want a nap.

The Mental Illness: prove it then. give nap

Me: No

The Mental Illness: you only have two options. nap. or very permanent nap.

Me: I choose no

The Mental Illness: die

Me: *pat, pat* I know, babe, I know

#original post #wow a new one look at that #texts from the mental illness

wanderinglostpuppet

Me: *has a serious and often times debilitating eating disorder*

My Brain: Your just a stupid white teen girl, this is just part of your adolescence so shut the fuck up

Me: *actively engages in self harm, but dosen’t tell or show anyone, except in literally this tumblr post*

My Brain: Attention seeking whore

Me: *has been suicidal in the past and still goes through periods of suicidal ideation*

My Brain: You have a perfect life, literally most of the population has it worse than you, you have a house and two parents who can buy you food and aren’t divorced, your just trying to be relatable and edgy.

Me: *consistently has night terrors, experiences sleep paralysis, can’t get to sleep, wakes up several times throughout the night, uses excessive and potentially dangerous amounts of caffeine to get through the day*

My Brain: How many people do you know that get a full eight hours? Exactly, now shut the fuck up.

Me: *experiences intense panic attacks and anxiety that leaves me feeling physically ill, often for an extended period of time*

My Brain: Everybody gets nervous, stop trying to be special

#reblogged post #queue

whimsical-sea-bird

Me: Can I get some energy? Can I please get some energy?

My brain: No!!!!!!!

#queue #reblogged post

Me: Alright, time to get to work!

The Mental Illness: ugh no there's too many things on this list, you can't do all this

Me: That's okay! Gotta start somewhere!

The Mental Illness: but which one are you going to do first

Me: Um... well... I could... Wait... Which WILL I do first... How do I choose... There's so many choices...

The Mental Illness: yeah, that's what I thought. here, it's okay. just stare at this wall for the next 6 hours. you'll feel worse. it'll be great.

#productivity #the mental illness #texts from the mental illness #original post #personal commentary #this was going to go on my personal blog but halfway through i realized this is the executive disfunction talking #so it fits this blog rip #queue

dankmemesreasonforliving

#anxiety #self hate #queue #reblogged post

The Mental Illness: you’re losing relevance among your friends

Me: but they’re my friends, I don’t have to “stay relevant”

The Mental Illness: your call but they’ll all leave you one by one if you don’t up your game 🙃

#mental illness #queue #original post #texts from the mental illness #anxiety #self hate

bubonickitten

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better wATCH OUT 🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt 🎶

#the mental illness #texts from the mental illness #anxiety #queue #reblogged post

The Mental Illness: look all i'm trying to say is that if the highlight of your day was buying a dish towel at walmart, well,, what are you doing

Me: fuck you, i have dry dishes now because of that towel

#the mental illness #personal commentary #self-hate #the first part of this was a post i almost posted to my personal blog #but then i stopped myself and was like 'no this is that bitch illness not you'#so i'm posting it here instead #original post

flyfella

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

shadyuck

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

#mental illness #queue #reblogged post #depression #texts from the mental illness #anti-depressant

bbycas-deactivated20190121

pls tell me im not the only one

#mental illness #queue #reblogged post #depression #texts from the mental illness #gaslighting

At a Party...

Another person: Hey ☺️

Me: Hey!!

The Mental Illness™️: Aight so they clearly hate you now

#mental illness #queue #original post #texts from the mental illness #anxiety #social anxiety

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