Texts from Fury Road

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Who or what do you want to see featured on textsfromfuryroad?

Eh?

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Not a question but I barely looked at your blog for two minutes and I love it

Thanks so much!

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Your blog is far from MEDIOCRE! Keep up the great work, more people should witness it! 👍

Many thanks!  Feel free to submit.

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“If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.”

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“I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.”

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(617): Didn’t know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. “a little hungover” is no way to describe me right now.

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(712): The police scanner is talking about you again…

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(618): I tried to tell him I love him but it came out “We’re both fucked up and it works”

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Thanks to the submitters!

Many thanks to those that submitted Texts from Fury Road in my absence.  Now I’m back and ready to roll.  cortibah @watchingthedetective icarus-suraki @snyckling 

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I pressed the follow button faster than a fucking bullet

Thanks!  There’s not enough Fury Road humor out there.

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Which text from last night would you like to see next?

Which one would you like to see as a Text from Fury Road?  Answer below!

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“I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week.  Should be nice.”

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“ALWAYS CAPS LOCK.  IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK?  NO.”

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“You have no idea how pumped I am.  I literally plan on dying.  You’re in my will”

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“Congratulations, you’ve begun to unfuck your life.”