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Maisie: Am I in trouble then?

Owen: Have a guess.

Maisie: No?

Claire: Have another guess.

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Lex: Some people ask, “Why?” Tim asks, “Why not?”

[cut to Tim eating bubbles]

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Kayla: We are not gonna die. We can’t die. Y’know why?

Kayla: Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for the gods to let us die.

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Zach: Do you know what Gray would say if he were in this room right now?

Maisie: “Why the hell did my parents name me Gray?”

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Alan: Could you ever see us as more than friends?

Ellie: YES, IM GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally see us as dragons. Hang on, let me find the picture I drew.

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Ellie: I think Ian’s right.

Alan: Well, that’s always difficult to hear.

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Lex: You've dragged me down to your level! Your stupidity has finally rubbed off on me! I was a scholar when I met you, Tim! A SCHOLAR!

Tim: You were three.

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Owen: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Owen: So, don’t eat pears and don’t talk to the cat that lives down the street. You can’t trust him.

Maisie: I mean, I’ll try, but if he talks to me first, I’m not gonna be rude.

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Owen: People who don't get raptors will try to argue that raptors don't love you. Meanwhile, raptors will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead.

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Alan: If I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time, I’m putting my foot up Paul McCartney’s ass.

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Claire: I just want someone who will spank me, fuck me, and then take me to the office Christmas party. Is that too much to ask?

Zara: From me, yes.

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Zia: God damn it, Franklin, who let you in here?

Franklin: The name is Lin.

Zia: The fuck kinda name is ‘Lin?'

Franklin: It's like ‘Franklin,' only shorter.

Zia: Why don't you just go by Frank?

Franklin: Cause I don't play by your

fucking rules, man!

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Claire: I am a bad person. I am a very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Franklin:

Zia:

Owen:

Claire: No, you’re not, Claire! We still love you, Claire!

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Karen: Help your sister out, would you, Claire? I’ve had to take on so much extra work since you abandoned your family and broke our hearts.

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Alan: You look like the perfume guy at Bloomingdale’s.

Ian: That is the meanest thing you could’ve said to me.

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Claire: You don’t understand our relationship, and you don’t understand Owen.

Claire: We have history! We have chemistry!

Zia: That’s a lot of academic subjects.

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Claire: Complete this famous saying. “Better late than…”

Zara: Pregnant!