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every time I remember about this spectacular moment, it just makes me happy (and also proud) that this joke was most probably written by an openly gay man (Chris Kelly) and performed by an open lesbian woman (Kate Mckinnon) in live tv. and that is just glorious.

amuseoffyre

This is how you take an SNL skit: with humour and acknowledgement that you’ve cocked up along the way. Not by being a pissbaby about it on twitter all night long

phdintvwatching

Parks and Rec gets real.

beshertolockthedoor-blog

Parks and Rec is always real.

oneofthosecrazycatladies

weavemama

trump is having a total meltdown over the idea of him not being 100% in charge of his bullshit orders and i’m loving it

weavemama

I CAN’T WITH THESE DAMN COWBOY HAT MEMES

milky-katzchen

THE LAST FEW WHAT STARTED AS A JOKE TURNED INTO AN UNEXPECTED DRAG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

girlactionfigure

“A very old man came in to my Starbucks. Halfway through struggling to understand his order through his thick accent, he noticed my necklace. He stopped and said “Your star is beautiful.”, and I thanked him. There was a long pause before he spoke again. When he did, he said “It is beautiful, but I am having a hard time looking at it. The last time I wore one, it was mandatory.” We then spoke to each other in Hebrew for a bit. But soon enough he stopped again, and looked back to my star. With one hand he held mine, and used his other hand to shakily touch the sapphires on my necklace. His lip shook, and tears rolled down his cheeks. In a shaky, heavily German-accented whisper, he said “I am so happy you are here. Your generation is here. We won.” and kissed my hand.✡”

From Humans of Judaism

deadcatwithaflamethrower

Everyone should start out their day sobbing a little, right?

80slesbiab

highwaytohell-a

every time I remember about this spectacular moment, it just makes me happy (and also proud) that this joke was most probably written by an openly gay man (Chris Kelly) and performed by an open lesbian woman (Kate Mckinnon) in live tv. and that is just glorious.

amuseoffyre

This is how you take an SNL skit: with humour and acknowledgement that you’ve cocked up along the way. Not by being a pissbaby about it on twitter all night long

tony-starkesarchive

The Most Important Scene.

Or the scene in which we are all Jim:

buzzfeed

brucebocchi

i’m really only reblogging this because he’s very clearly high as shit

sweetzerlandia

Watch Barron Trump Adorably Play With, Keep Ivanka’s Baby Son Theodore Occupied During Donald’s Inauguration

Can we all universally agree to treat Barron Trump with kindness?

He seems to be a quiet, goodnatured kid who didn’t ask to be put into the situation he’s in.

The media is going to be harsh on him any chance they get because of who his father is. He’s 10 years old and is going to age to 14 in front of the world. I remember those years being hard in a normal situation let alone on a world stage and in the middle of such a hostile situation.

Believe me I can’t stand Trump either but I hope we all can keep our distaste aimed at the correct target and leave this little fella out of it.

crooked-antler-man

‼️NUMBER ONE RULE: LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE‼️

kc749

I feel pity for those children and I hope like hell that (as happens rarely but IS possible) they somehow manage not to internalize all the crap that is spouted around them.

May the universe put people in their lives who show them what honesty and empathy and true patriotism look like.