high on drugs but instead of drugs it's bulbapedia

tfbwel (abbreviated tfb is fine) | he/him terminally hyperfixated on pokémon. also ace attorney. asks are welcome! i like to yap.

[musashi]

I love my cat so much

[musashi]

[musashi]

#oh I can’t see their face but I know they got that look of no brain cells hollow skull

lancer put all his skill points into having excellent facial hair.

none left for intelligence.

[musashi]

I love my cat so much

[musashi]

[musashi]

everyone is commenting (with good intent) on my burger memorial post saying he has no braincells and stereotyping him for being orange, and it isn't that deep but it does kinda hurt my feelings because he is my dead cat who i miss and he was very, very intelligent--one of the smartest and most zen felines i have ever known, he was inbred and awkward but he was not stupid. he was very, very wise.

meanwhile lancer is the dumbest motherfucker in the entire world. can everyone roast my stupid fucking tuxedo instead.

[fratbrokayfaraday]

lang franziska and edgeworth all cuddling on the sofa call that an international snuggling ring

[blueskittlesart]

my mother so desperately wants to understand the current undertale comic situation because she can tell that i’m getting a lot of engagement and she is truly the most supportive parent in the world but it is truly genuinely impossible to explain what the hell is happening there to a woman who has never played a video game before in her life

[blueskittlesart]

good news everyone i made her a powerpoint presentation

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

if your only contribution to the conversation is to intone "have more respect" whenever certain topics or phrases come up — regardless of what's actually being said — it is very obvious to everyone that your understanding of politics is just a rote little list you memorized so you have an excuse to scold anyone who says anything you haven't heard said before. unserious, tiresome behavior. fucking dilettantes. shut the fuck up

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[yet-another-autistic-blog]

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

[panpteryx]

[heliosobjections]

Gonna be so honest. I can only interpret this as Miles admitting that he fell in love at first sight and idk what to make of that.

[psyduckz]

[ishimarukiyotaka]

hot take comments like "I hope I get cyclosporiasis I want to lose 10 lbs" are not only obvious fatphobia but also part of mass illness normalization that has been an ongoing effort since 2020 to minimize the dangers of disease and infections

They want to act like high levels of sickness whether it be airborne or foodborne are normal and not the responsibility of agencies like public health or food safety regulation so they can get away with dismantling them.

[dragongirlsweetie]

you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them

[etraytin]

Today’s Best Reddit Exchange

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Today’s Best Reddit Exchange

[monsterblogging]

The way Potterheads keep repeating "but what about death of the author???" almost feels malicious at this point. You should damn well know that having Good Intentions In Your Heart does nothing to stop the material impact of your actions (like keeping the IP relevant, creating avenues for people who weren't fans before to come into the fandom, etc).

Death of the Author is not a reason to keep participating in this fandom. It's just a shitty excuse.

[jammatown919]

Death of the author is for when the author is, y’know, dead. And no longer capable of profiting off your engagement. Death of the author fundamentally cannot apply to a living author who will use every cent you give her to make the world a worse place.

[wickeddisney55]

What death of the author/artist actually means=you get to interpret the work however the fuck you want regardless of the creator's intent.

What death of the author/artist does NOT mean=giving attention to a work that you know the creator will use to cause harm to real people.

Could I have worded that better? Probably but that's the gist in case anyone was still confused on what Death of the author/artist means.

[jammatown919]

Good addition. A lot of people use death of the author as “support a work without supporting the author” which, yeah, is not what it means, but when treating it in that context also just straight up doesn’t work when the author is alive and profiting.

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[mclennonyaoi]

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

[mclennonyaoi]

Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

[mclennonyaoi]

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[mclennonyaoi]

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

[mclennonyaoi]

damn

[mclennonyaoi]

HE LEFT

[mclennonyaoi]

????

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

KILL HIM

[mclennonyaoi]

he is DONE.

[mclennonyaoi]

HELP ME .

[mclennonyaoi]

wow. ok.

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

[mclennonyaoi]

doing a reread now this is so cunty

[mclennonyaoi]

goddamn .

[cryptotheism]

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

[ex-libris-craux]

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

[ruffboi-mags]

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

[incoherentbee]

an artfight animation!! green furby belongs to TheOGAlienQueen on AF split dye furby belongs to SpikedLeech on AF

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great