[officialdamonalbarn]

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

[officialdamonalbarn]

THANK YOU

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

somebody please explain

[dykemisspiggy]

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

[caecilius-est-pater]

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

[crtter]

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

[yongmuney]

“again”

[amishsicario]

[inkskinned]

you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for. dress up like a witch, pointed hat and all. who cares anymore. why worry about it when there’s bigger stuff to worry on. i’m saying. yeah, this lipstick is too dark, wanna share? i’m saying go talk to her, tell her that you like her hair. i’m saying she’s out of my league but i’m still swinging, i’m saying yeah i’m in a ballgown and it’s a pta meeting. what about it. eat the extra brownie, tell her your feelings. i’m saying if nothing matters than we might as well give nothing meaning.

[hellalowselfesteem]

This is so inspiring

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

follow for more optimist nilihism

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Say it with me:

I deserve more than the bare minimum.

[no-chill-at-all]

[cheebzandcrackers]

Technology, man. We’ve managed to streamline the process of heartbreak from 5 days to 14 minutes.

[connerys]

Love in the Afternoon (1957) dir. Billy Wilder

[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

[ruinedchildhood]

[thegoodvybe]

“If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies; succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; be honest and frank anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; do good anyway… You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; it was never between you and them anyway.”

— Kent M. Keith (via thegoodvybe)

[lookatthiscoolthing]

[larrysmint]

this is everything I look for in a man

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[gatchett-deactivated20160225]

stop that

[fate]

palo alto (2013)

[fate]

via weheartit

[fasterfood]

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

[onemore-light]

less than three. 

[fasterfood]

if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live

[africant]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! dir. Chuck Jones, 1966

[sundaiz]

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

[falastinniya]

you’ve gotta start romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.