+3 Blog of Reblogging

My life is just a never-ending comic stand-up routine.

[th1sisjustf0rp0rn]

why do tumblr be this way like, I don't wanna see half the posts that DO get posted by ppl I follow, much less posts by ppl ive never heard of and don't give a shit abt

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[norsferatu]

don’t talk to me unless you’re a ‘real villain’

don’t talk to me unless you’ve ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero

definitely don’t even look at me if you’ve never tried a  d i s g u i s e

[th1sisjustf0rp0rn]

If I'm ever sad, like ever, just show me this video on loop It's all I'll ever need

[th1sisjustf0rp0rn]

Trying to make casual conversation with a crush like

"soooo... you like dank memes?"

[avfwdrugec]

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

[th1sisjustf0rp0rn]

The human eye

Drawn by noise

[candyredspooks-blog]

People calling Hussie sexist himself for making Caliborn sexist

[pepisman-deactivated20140720]

People calling any writer sexist for making a character sexist

[8indfang-deactivated20140416]

Sexism

[stayfun-deactivated20160413]

sex

[skeppsbrott-archive]

sex?

[zolyns]

[hotmacncheese]

[home-swap]

it has returned

[candyredterezii]

NO LET THIS DIE.

[figg-barss-deactivated20210211]

NO LET THIS FLOURISH

[markrosewater]

Hey Mark, tomorrow is my 16th birthday, could you give me some birthday trivia on my favorite planeswalker, Vraska the unseen :3

Vraska, as well as all the gorgons in Magic, have a death gaze but it is something they can turn on and off. Vraska can look at you without turning you to stone, if she chooses. It adds interesting layers to a first date. : )

Happy Birthday!

[arialebenthal]

THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT

[azreto]

get iit

[religiousdad-deactivated2015012]

i’m having an out of body experience 

[fightxer]

[ohheyitsjustdashi-deactivated20]

THIS.. FUCKING THIS.

[mandopony]

I wasn’t sure if I should watch this. 9 minutes is a long time.

I don’t regret it. Just begin the video. Just press play.

[timeisimportant-fandom-deactiva]

Reblog if you love Homestuck

my friend strongly objects to homestuck and says that no one likes it and i want — no, i need — to prove her wrong. so anyone who reblogs this will have their url written in here

and i’ll show the notebook to her if and/or when it’s filled up. come on homestucks, i know we can prove her wrong!

[aster-everlong-ales]

eee let’s do this~ let’s make it happen

that’s a really pretty notebook btw :33

[moosefix]

gamzee, mucking around with face paint, uncanon kurloz and canon kurloz :)

[darbysdoll]

every time i see you on my dash i just smile and cry from how much of a great makara you are

[f-imaginings]

I think you’re just making him cranky now. 

[th1sisjustf0rp0rn]

Cranky? He seems more crabby to me.

[gothicprep]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.       but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

[chasingstxrdust]

…. you do realize this is a gif of a man riding a cracker through the mountains right?

[gothicprep]

do u even know what sex is

[th1sisjustf0rp0rn]

is this literally putin on a ritz?