Th3thuthinnang

kit he/they

[th3thuthinnang]

perchance.

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[citadelofthestars]

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

[paranormal-taters]

Absolutely I can

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[flanbolt]

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[shortlesbian]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[femmechilles]

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[th3thuthinnang]

so exciting i get to take steroids and all it took was my throat becoming the sahara desert.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[funstyle]

Yall know when they film pornos the erections arent real right. Its just someone below a stage moving it on a wire like the muppets

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[polteergeistt]

[kirikomamura]