[thancredswaters]

[sacred-portal]

[maja-paja]

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[thancredswaters]

It’s awesome how bad my anxiety has been lately like. I’m like that shaking dog gif

[thancredswaters]

Why are the construction men always shouting outside my window

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[antlershade]

i have a mission for you

Lily and Nico are two trans women who are very dear to me. They've been having to live all alone in a world that is getting more and more hostile and scary. You have the power to help. If Lily can move in with Nico, they both will have an easier time surviving. They are both struggling to make it on their own.

It's a long journey, so it will be an expensive one and Lily can't make it happen by herself. Every little bit helps. I know times are tough for all of us, but even if you can't donate, sharing helps a TON!

Donate to Help two trans women move in together for safety, organized by Brett Peters

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[latchofficial]

thank you so incredibly much for the help so far. the moving date is coming up next month, so things are getting more time sensitive. anything helps an enormous amount

[pistachiosoda]

inside my little chamber made of glass

[acidgirl]

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

[acidgirl]

[peduin]

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

[fluentisonus]

Anything That Moves 1996 issue #10 cover

[jeaninelatragedia]

[64mpg]

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[rathayibacter]

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

[witchofthesouls]

Personally, we are underselling how weird, beautiful, and inspiring the world already is.

Pretend we didn't have the science that explain how octopi controlled camouflage, how the electric eel delivers shocks, how owls fly silently, how intelligent corvids can be. It becomes the basis of many supernatural tales and folklore.

Look at the entire mindfuck that's the fungi kingdom and, oh, parasites.

Go even further with plants, too, since it's all life.

So two things:

One, animals are capable of doing magic that doesn't match the current human framework (i.e., blood/primal magic, like how animals can track their stole kin from poachers and animal rescuers, regardless of how far they must travel, war horses praying to their great deity to be swifter and fiercer with blood and bone staining their hooves as the sacrifice to their private altar, wolves using bone carvings to weave protection spells on their dens, trees/forests developed a whole ass magic system based on their symbiotic relationships with other animals, pets who love their human so very much that they will tie their inherent skills over, like a rabbit who gifts their owner a superb talent at finding the tastiest greens or a catowner gains better night vision over time, or even sacrifice lifespan to boost their critically/terminally sick human)

Two, supernatural creatures are actually the magical-user equivalents. And yes, these animal witches and wizards can have their own familiars, too, which can include plants. Like a church grim is a sanctioned canine paladin, unicorns are top-tier alchemy scholars among wild horses, and a Selkie is master seal artificer.

[the-natural-logophile]

Word of the day triple play: PLANTIGRADE, DIGITIGRADE, UNGULIGRADE

Three forms of terrestrial mammal locomotion: PLANTIGRADE: “sole walking”–animals walk by “planting” the full soles of their feet on the ground DIGITIGRADE: “finger/toe walking”–animals walk with all or most of the length of their toes (“digits”), but not the full soles of their feet UNGULIGRADE: “hoof walking”–animals walk on only their nails, usually hooves (as in “ungulates”)

[dogpuppy]

[heartpdf]

[thancredswaters]

Soon I will be going 70 mph in a school zone with the chicken cow by Wesley Willis blasting at ear splitting volumes

[thancredswaters]

my ride btw