Being seen as straight and facing erasure fucking sucks but listen to this, just bear with me.
Being an undercover gay™ makes me feel so powerful. It’s not good to assume everyone is homophobic but there are those stereotypical homophobic looking people. It’s so funny when I’m out in public or at work or something and I see a priest or someone who’s probably homophobic and I have to interact with them.
It’s just so funny to me because like I’m that big scary gay™, sitting right next to you, and you’d never even know. I’m that big scary gay™ taking your order and serving you.
It’s like being a secret agent. I’m literally your biggest nightmare, your worst enemy, and you’d never even know it.