GO ALL THE aWAY

hey yo ghosts it’s me ya girl

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[thoracique]

The Pitt + the internet (1/?) — Onion headlines

[saywhat-politics]

CALL YOUR SENATORS!!!

[saltyseazdgx]

Call your senators! 5calls makes it easy!

https://5calls.org/issue/dhs-budget-ice-defund/

[sevdahalma]

when I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:

1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion

2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)

what is not happening here: I am being oppressed

[oatmonger-deactivated20260529]

3. Brother I Have No Idea What Is Happening Let Me Consult My Trusted Advisor

[ocdwaffles]

One day I shall be that trusted advisor

"My liege you cannot attend that gathering, you have promised that evening to rituals of appeasement" (you promised you would rest and take some time just for yourself)

"My liege, there are worrying rumors about their trust and capability" (Last time they tried to plan something, it fell apart and you had to plan it last minute)

"My liege, you MUST attend to maintain diplomatic standing!" (You haven't seen your friends in a month and are saying you miss them every day, SAY YOU WILL GO)

[sevdahalma]

You know, I made this post with a very specific context (how people see me, a married muslim lady in a hijab, and automatically assume I’m oppressed) but all these additions are absolutely sending me and the notes are delightful so by all means, please continue

[charlesoberonn]

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

[professionalanagram]

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

[ddeerlybeloved]

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there's no weird thin or thick parts it's all even all over. this is huge for me

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

[karmacamilleon]

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

[karmacamilleon]

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

[hymnism]

making a collection

[mintmatcha]

im so glad poly works for some people and there's no shame in it but if my partner had a crush on someone else i'd light myself on fire

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ginny-lala]

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[charlesoberonn]

[epiphainie]

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

[sarostheghostcat]

actually im screenshotting this bc im obsessed with your tags

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

[yokelfelonking]

People have known this for decades

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[mooncoredreamer]