OCDWaffles

26 year old human who enjoys random nerdy and somewhat chaotic stuff. I /swear/ there's nothing abnormal here. he/him

[ocdwaffles]

@ all of my mutuals:

I am currently rotating a 3d generated image of you in my head.

It is simultaneously all of you and yet only one of you at a time.

Get perceived and rotated idiots.

(P.S. I am down to my last five marbles. Send help.)

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[mira-mira-0n-the-wall]

[fthgurdy]

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

[zvaigzdelasas]

God Bless Our Troops

[looksmokin]

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

[sindri42]

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[strangetikigod]

No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.

The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[emily84]

[velociraptrix]

[bob-artist]

Can I interest you in a

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a…

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crabonated beverage?

[bob-artist]

How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics

[dumb-bun]

i hope when he talks to me, he thinks “she’s so cute, i want to ruin her”

[annstf]

"do you have insta?" i have an address where u can send flowers and love letters

[persianmom]

no more self punishment starting tomorrow

[animatedsentientmeat]

No, it's okay. I can just tell you aren't visiting my blog and spam liking it every day like you used to and I'm taking that personally

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[hellraiserssss]

Tumblr is apparently a safe place to talk to yourself loudly.

[sovietnam]

[loveridden1999]

rich people should not be allowed to access, collect, modify or wear ancient artifacts as fashion statements. they're historical pieces that belong in public domains & should remain accessible to every. this especially applies to colonial artifacts & jewellery. end of discussion.

[vampurrring]

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

[bodyintheriver]

Wip. I think the resurrection beasts are cool.

[desi-tumblllr-dot-com-deactivat]

Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed

[trashboyzac-deactivated20190724]

i want a “mutually obsessed with each other but in a healthy way” kind of relationship