That Dangerous Crowboy

I see plastic, I say it. Prepare yourself.

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Go go Johnny GO!

New piece of art by yours truly! And No plastic to be seen. Truly a miracle.

Hope you all enjoy

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Guys… I just checked. The UK does unfortunately have plastics

*vine boom*

Now good news!

*ding*

MOST of it IS in J.K Rowlings head

*fnaf children chearing*

Unfortunately the rest is in glass cow

*glaas shattering followed by loud moo*

So I leave it to the britts

*tea cup clink**god save the Queen plays*

Please make the right choice.

undercover Crowboy OUT!

[cutesylittledemon]

I would like to stay in a timeloop actually. You have all eternity to learn new crafts and read every book ever and you don't have to deal with life. Why does everyone hate time loops.

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Call me an innate immunsystem cell, the Way im a natural killer.

[sometimesidreamofhorses]

Some artwork i’ve been working on as of late. Hope you all enjoy.

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Truly some VERY non plastic filled art. Although I might need a closer inspektion. So you’re on thin ice.

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Dont worry guys im not dead.

Just like severely busy. But your favorite plastic eating activities will be back soon!

As a treat for my long leave, anyone who interacts gets a seal of approval.

Ps. I guess you guys Can have some art i made aswell

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

CROWBOY SAYS HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL WHO CELABRATE!

Also if you guys have any plastic left over from your gift after today.

Well you know that you wont for long :))))))))

[maadrut]

competition from the modern world...

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Melone?

Also no inharent plastic, as this is a drawing :))))

You get the seal of approval!!!

Crowboy OUT!

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Sitting at home litsening to Chappel roans “hot to go” and suddenly im astral projected into the pov of the middle ages sluttiest bard, playing a period appropriate version of it to the crowd, in what may be the first gay-bar of Said world.

And the secretive son of the king who “is just here for diplomatic affairs” notice that i’ve been eyeing him all night, as I suddenly pull him on stage full on singing to him now.

Ofcourse he is very selfconcious about his less than masculine physique, yet it clearly doesnt brother me, as the night goes on, and he becomes more open about his real intentions there.

Oh also I have a giant boob window in my shirt, but that is to be expected.

So how Are yalls day going?

Also I will illustrate it at some other time when my drawing program stops being a bitch!

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

The freshest thing in your inbox is this pigeon.

What a statement to make, though im not sure I agr…

HOLY SHIT WHAT A SICK ASS BIRD!

Not as sick as me Ofcourse… but still pretty cool

Crowboy OUT!

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

If i must

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

As the month of spooks Creep up near its end I wanna Thankyou all who partisipated in our little Bout of mischief. The fact that I was able to inspire people to have fun this Monty, despite all the chaos does give me hope. And I truly, from the bottom of my heart say Thankyou.

And to anyone who didnt participate, I hope you Can join later or next year. And im sure you will be welcome with open arms.

The Crowboy loves all his hatchlings.

And therefor everyone gets a seal of approval today~

Happy halloween, and Crowboy OUT~

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Is there also a dangerous catboy?

Asking for a friend ...

Not that I’m aware of, but please let me know if there is. As a passerine, I need to take care to avoid any creatures that might eat me

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Just go to your local gay bar, should be a could of them atleast.

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Have you ever thought of joining the Crew of @that-dangerous-crow-boy ? I hear he has great dental.

I prefer operating independently. @dangerous-crow-boys-gremlin manages my dental. But good on @that-dangerous-crow-boy for standing up for workers rights

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Hmmm I might have to give that gremlin guy of yours a call.

Hello? @dangerous-crow-boys-gremlin ? im here to check up on a supposed clients claim. Is this accurate?

[dangerous-crow-boys-gremlin]

I do many things for dangerous crow boy. So yes it is true. Technically I am indentured to every dangerous crow boy but no one else knows so i just work for this loser.

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Well jokes on you! By responding you signed a contract to work for me too!!!

Now as my first demand, go take a break. Emoloyee Care is very important. YoU May join the spa.

Also you get the seal of approval!

[dangerous-crow-boys-gremlin]

Okay boss! *cut to me sitting in a hot tub doing paper work i put on boards to float in the tub

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Well Atleast you tried. While you’re at it could you move my “eating plastic” from 6 to 8? More plastic came up on my plate.

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Have you ever thought of joining the Crew of @that-dangerous-crow-boy ? I hear he has great dental.

I prefer operating independently. @dangerous-crow-boys-gremlin manages my dental. But good on @that-dangerous-crow-boy for standing up for workers rights

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Hmmm I might have to give that gremlin guy of yours a call.

Hello? @dangerous-crow-boys-gremlin ? im here to check up on a supposed clients claim. Is this accurate?

[dangerous-crow-boys-gremlin]

I do many things for dangerous crow boy. So yes it is true. Technically I am indentured to every dangerous crow boy but no one else knows so i just work for this loser.

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Well jokes on you! By responding you signed a contract to work for me too!!!

Now as my first demand, go take a break. Emoloyee Care is very important. YoU May join the spa.

Also you get the seal of approval!

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Have you ever thought of joining the Crew of @that-dangerous-crow-boy ? I hear he has great dental.

I prefer operating independently. @dangerous-crow-boys-gremlin manages my dental. But good on @that-dangerous-crow-boy for standing up for workers rights

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

Hmmm I might have to give that gremlin guy of yours a call.

Hello? @dangerous-crow-boys-gremlin ? im here to check up on a supposed clients claim. Is this accurate?

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

there are so many of you.....

@dangerous-crow-boy

@dangerouscrowboy-official

@dangerous-crow-boy-offical

theres probably more i missed

Seems like we have some importers in our midsts. I’ll have to “take Care” of them

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Does your care package include a spa day

[that-dangerous-crow-boy]

You’ll be with the fishes for sure GET EM BOYS!!!

*a swarm of those dead skin eating fish surround you as you have a nice spa.*

Go ahead… sleep >:) we crowboys gotta look out for eachother.