Audaces Fortuna Iuvat

Christine. Sometimes I make funny memes. Clue Crew 4L. Avid ND player since ‘04 🕵🏻‍♀️

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[nigelspookerjee]

POV: When it’s a close game and your favorite team wins The Super Bowl with a minute to spare:

[nigelspookerjee]

Me when Debbie tells me it’s time to go to bed at 5 in the afternoon:

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Prologue:

Something this way wicked comes....

*Written on a white dryboard in block letters*:

“N.D.R.C”

Emily: What does that even stand for? And which one of y’all came up with that nanogram?

Rentaro: That’s an abbreviation..nanograms are-

Helena: We know what nanograms are, Rentaro. You have given us numerous booklets to fill in... *rolls eyes in disgust* Pfft, Americans.

Rentaro: I’m not American...? And those nanograms really make you use your brain! They’re good for you, uncultured swine.

Andy: We are getting way too off track, people! It stands for “Nancy Drew Revenge Club”. It is time to finally say goodnight to Nancy Drew.

Anja: What a stupid name. But what elze would I expect from someone who goes around shouting “Whales Rule!” at ze top of zer lungs?!

Taylor (to Andy): Hey, aren’t you the one who got clubbed by a whale? *snickers*

Dwayne: *raising his hand meekly* I suggested “One Death to Die”...

Minette: Yeah, because that suggestion worked out SO well for you the first time you went toe to toe with Nancy.

Elliot: I don’t see how you have room to talk..considering she beat you by literally... tiring you out... *coughs “Ichido”* under his breath.

Shorty: You got clocked on the head with a sign. And you don’t contribute anything to this group. All you do is stare off in the distance and doodle in your darn notebook!...Shall I bust out my banjo and sing a little diddy?

Elliot: They are not doodles, they are abstract designs, you egghead! And I know the exact place you can shove that banjo of yours!

Corine (ignoring the bickering going on around her): I suggested the “Cask of Amontillado”.

Lisa: *rolls eyes* Your obsession with Poe is SO annoying. Listening to you drone on about it makes me wish I was stuck in that dungeon in Wisconsin again.

Taylor: I brought a nice cookie spread from Oaxaca and you guys are letting them go to waste!

Shorty: My lamb Rangoon spread beats your stale cookies any day! Still ain’t no appreciation for my culinary expertise!

“ENOUGH!” A gruff voice bellows from the shadows of the dreary basement.

Everyone suddenly turns quiet and sits upright, trying not to shiver in fear. Their faces slowly turn to the dark looming shadow approaching from the corner of the room.

“We are getting way too diverted from the issue at hand here. You may not like each other. Hell, I don’t like any of you. But we all have one thing in common - one person in common. Who has ruined our lives and now, together, we will ruin hers.”

He slowly walks towards the center of the circle where ex-villains from the past are sitting, their full attention on every firm stride he makes. He commands the room with his presence, a presence made up of anger and impatience all at once. His hands curl into fists, fingers digging into the palms of his hands, leaving crescent moons that are on the verge of bleeding.

His eyes gloss over as the dim light overhead casts a spotlight on his face, a grin spreading over it that is so menacing, like a rabid dog ravenous for a meal.

He leans forward, taking in every terrified face around the room, his eyes sparkling with plots of revenge that he can barely hide.

“Nancy Drew,” Thanos finally whispers, spitting out those two words as if they were toxic.

And the meeting of the wronged officially begins.

*I’m thinking of writing a fan-fic based on the little snippet above. If you like what you read, please let me know so I can decide whether to continue or not. Any feedback is welcome! I’m extremely new to the fan-fic world - well, making one myself anyways :P* ♥️

[nigelspookerjee]

I know I’ve been on a “sabbatical” of some sort texts, but have sooo many ideas for this story now!! Askljkjk

I can’t wait for you to finally read it ♥️

[nigelspookerjee]

I’m sorry but I’m legit laughing MY ASS OFF at the new episode of Nancy Drew on the CW for PC game reasons (*spoilers*) -

Bess: Nancy, we can’t just ask Temperance how her child died!

Special Agent Park: Correct. We have to proceed with caution since this is a delicate matter.

Nancy: *stomps her feet while storming into the room Temperance is in* “HOW DID YOUR DAUGHTER DIE????!!!”

SO glad some things never change, like Nancy’s total disregard and lack of tact when asking someone she barely knows how a family member of theirs died, whether it’s in the PC games or on the show. Love love love it askjkjklks.

[nigelspookerjee]

ᑎᗩᑎᑕY ᗪᖇEᗯ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇᔕ Iᑎ TᕼE ᗯᖇOᑎG GᗩᗰE - ᑭᗩᖇT 3

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Saw this on Facebook and it immediately reminded me of Nancy in SAW

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[aconissa]

hannibal says eat the rude but never eats will. will says eat the rich but never eats hannibal. hypocrites.

some may think the tension in the show comes from hannibal’s serial killing or the countless times they’ve maimed and manipulated one another but it actually comes from the fact that hannibal can’t handle being in love with the rudest man he’s ever met and will hates himself for being a class traitor who wants to fuck a multi-millionaire

[nigelspookerjee]

Not ND related but Hannibal is in my top 3 favorite shows of all time

[nigelspookerjee]

[nigelspookerjee]

Last night at work (I’m a cashier), I found myself accidentally putting a $20 bill in with the $1 bills in my register and Nancy’s voice immediately entered into my mind screaming, “That doesn’t go there!”

Please tell me I’m not the only one who has had a situation like this of any kind 😅

[american-teen-against-crime]

Today I was unscrewing a C-clamp from a kinda . Klieg light thing and the bolt was bein a real tino if you know what I mean and being alone I took the opportunity to say “it’s STUCK”

[snigora]

my sister once almost took a key off the wall at her work because she had the overwhelming thought ‘I might need that later’

[nigelspookerjee]

@snigora I tend to do that with a lot of stuff I really don’t need to take with me anywhere and I blame Nancy for that. But hey! At least we’re not at the point where we’re shoving butter into our pockets 😂

[nigelspookerjee]

What happens when I, Christine, the insomniac can’t sleep at all once the clock turns to 12am and it’s officially my 29th birthday? This is what happens:

Hope you enjoy em as much as I do!

🎶It’s my birthday and I’ll cry make memes if I want to🎶

[nigelspookerjee]

Last night at work (I’m a cashier), I found myself accidentally putting a $20 bill in with the $1 bills in my register and Nancy’s voice immediately entered into my mind screaming, “That doesn’t go there!”

Please tell me I’m not the only one who has had a situation like this of any kind 😅

[ladylindaaa]

ok but who the FUCK gave bill kessler a cheek hickey

[nigelspookerjee]

Nancy Drew characters in the wrong game - Part 2