My Shitty Blog

Haley. 21. U.S. Weeb trash that spams followers with random stuff occasionally. 

[chambrevierge]

[nakererurish]

Letters from Kids to God

[jaiwrestledabearonce]

Snaps to God for the stapler.

[hislittleflower-throughconcrete]

This is one of my favorite things on the internet.

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“I will show you my new shoes” OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS

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These kids have btter handwriting than I do.

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

Nan up there speaking my truth cause my family tries my patience too.

[magentaxxx]

This would make you smile no matter what

[sophtopus]

@takashi0 For sheer adorability

[fiti-vation]

[ernasd]

oh this is a life saver

[gallusrostromegalus]

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

[madeofbees]

They’re also fantastic for spoonies with limited mobility and chronic pain that makes cooking really hard and painful! Thanks for sharing OP :D

[amemait]

@bengeskozhukel

[kyloren]

[corvigae]

every person who calls asexuals “straight” by default, regardless of their romantic attraction, owes me $50 and a formal written apology for being such a phenomenal dumbass

[greelin]

tfw you Kinda have a crush on someone & also feel like they Sorta have a crush on you too but also you’re probably just projecting your own feelings due to wishful thinking & your hopeful ass is gonna get let down when reality comes a-knockin’

[weloveshortvideos]

“you ok mommy”

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[marvelfandom]

We made a deal, Steve Trevor. And a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable. 

[that-nostalgic-taco]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

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Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, October 11, 2017

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[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

there is so much tragedy in the world like war and starvation and the outfits that disney channel actors wear 

please everyone a moment of silence

[soypresidencial]

I’ve already reblogged this today but I need to again because they’re /so/ bad

[vacnyooming]

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

[blaireee]

[laerugo]

i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom

[sindri42]

Yeah I was sitting here trying to figure out exactly how the heck they were interpreting scripture because wow

[ape-of-naples]

french names

jean

pierre

andre

philippe

luc

claude

jean-pierre

jean-andre

jean-phillipe

jean-luc

jean-claude

jean-jean