This old man kept telling me about how great his kids were sheesh.
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This old man kept telling me about how great his kids were sheesh.
Tactical Denial
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Everyone is saying that the professor is grinding the Pokémon into candy, but consider the following:
• The professor frantically running around with assistants, inspecting hundreds of thousands of pidgeys a day, getting bitten and screeched at while they try to figure out if this pidgey has been tagged yet so they release them back to track their migration
• Panicked interns trying to scoop the ekanses back into their tank because theyre freaking out the rattatas
• Three caterpies climbed into a vent and evolved into metapods that are too far in to reach so six underpaid college students are trying to dismantle ductwork
• Theres a big door marked “KEEP OUT” because a dozen oddish evolved into a squad of Vileplumes and until they stop releasing stun spores the entire room is just off limits
• Hundreds of researchers running on red bull and determination trying to tag and examine all the Pokemon but having to turn off the machine every once in a while to the discontent of trainers who are all getting a “Sorry, the servers are currently down” message at LEAST twice a day
• “GPS not found” flashes while returning a big group and suddenly Florida has been gifted 6,000 mankeys right in the middle of Epcot
• Someone in the back room up to their waist in stale dog treats with a bunch of little stamps. They sigh deeply at how gullible Pokemon trainers are that they think these things actually do anything other than excite the Pokemon so much they evolve
• Actual science professor surrounded by chaos and interns and a budget just too small
Pokedexes have always been biological survey equipment, and this? Right here? Is largely how actual biology surveys work- you catch and release LARGE numbers of the species you’re studying, as large as you can afford, sometimes keeping them in the lab for observation first. Also if they were running on the average funding of a US university/public bio lab, this would explain… basically everything about the app.
It Also explains why the professor is like HERES SOME POKEBALLS CATCH EM HERES SOME TEAMS FOR FRIENDLY COMPETITION GOGOGO and then vanishes. If he’s running a whole survey on his own he’s probably running on sheer determination and sleeping on his office couch.
If his office couch is even visible anymore.
At this point some of the cleverer pokemon have been hired on as well as well. Imagine an Alakazam working as bonafide translator for the scientists and pokemon, since psychic pokemon have telepathy to properly convey thoughts to the humans who can’t understand pokespeak.
And what if that Alakazam worked its way up from a little lonely Abra who stayed only because the scientists there were really sweet and it wanted to help out. Imagine that little Abra teleporting around the building, delivering coffee and mail to even the most isolated researchers.
When your RP partner is way out of your league
@areseise @gariva @that-one-dk I love you guys!
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It makes me so happy that even after not role playing for so long, people still think of me. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Ps. Idk what I'm doing half the time
MASS EFFECT™: ANDROMEDA Official EA Play 2016 Video
I thought this was a good PSA…it’s making the rounds, spread the word :)
I wonder if this has made the rounds on the forums yet? I’d want to see what they say there
The Widow needs her rest days as well. Initially the original version of this had her wear a Gymnast’s leotard but I found it rather distracting. You can still find it on my twitter :^) CAN MAY 24TH GET HERE ALREADY.
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i sure do love girls one hell of a heck of a fuck of a lot
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How the fuck did this get slept on??? Like?? Hello????
Yay! Another elf, now it’s a Nightborne - for @tevruden! Thank you! owo ~♥
Oh man Tev looks so great! Thank you so much for drawing him.
gotta afternoon reblog this because it’s still great and I love his expression
I'm forever in love with this omg
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Fusion is just a cheap tactic
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
hey so I mixed together all the elvhen music from dai, it’s an hour and 4 mins long and is v relaxing to me
Sometimes i play my bass guitar like a cello. #experminental #bassguitar #cello #ambient
this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling
reblog if you’re a vile and hateful lesbian or bi woman