That Weird Pansexual Kid From High School

Hello hello hello!!! Welcome to the land of garbage and questionable sexuality. I'm Jordan (also called Danny, piece of shit, and Daddy) and this is my blog. I'm the literal Pansexual Prince. I'm a lazy YouTuber, a lazy writer, and a lazy blogger. You'll see the occasional Hamilton post here, but most things are stories and reblogs of funny stuff. I am told that I am the Hamilton of my friends because I argue and fight too much. "I need friends." ~Barry Allen 2k17 You look nice today.

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[proudninjawombat]

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

[that-one-guy-danny-blog]

Anyone know how to get followers? I'd like to actually be R E L E V A N T.

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Sad I know

I'm always sad

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Lame

I will bathe in your blood @unbrokenabiss3

[factsinallcaps]

AARON BURR WAS ONE OF ONLY TWO AMERICAN VICE PRESIDENTS KNOWN TO HAVE SHOT ANOTHER PERSON WITH A GUN WHILE THEY WERE VICE PRESIDENT

[rise-like-a-sparrow]

WHO WAS THE OTHER ONE

[factsinallcaps]

DICK CHENEY IN 2006

[literalforklift]

[nuclearwintours-deactivated2024]

omg how do you youths not remember that cheney SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FACE

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

@charlottewellls Because they were born after it happened.

[that-one-guy-danny-blog]

I'm sorry that they don't always tell us where people in our government messed up. *Shrug*

[that-one-guy-danny-blog]

Might start doing Hamilton headcanons.

[bpdsnek]

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

Mitochondria machine broke

[kamuis]

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

[caramel-ramamel-blog]

THIS BITCH EMPTY

[hxavensxnt-blog]

Y E E T

[that-one-guy-danny-blog]

Everyone casually ignores the actual science that was mentioned

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Note

Gay people aren't for you to claim as your "gay friends".

[weirdmageddon]

​okay why is owl citys fireflies making a sudden comeback out of like thin fucking air

[sketchdeath]

its a fucking banger

[weirdmageddon]

no like i love the song but where did it suddenly come from again

[sketchdeath]

its because it’s a goddamn absolute banger

[that-one-guy-danny-blog]

Do you not believe your eyes?

[roachranch]

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

[lapisbitch]

[i-moved-to-lancemcclains]

Reblog this if it's totally 100% okay to tag you in posts.

[clepse-deactivated20171114]

ok so i tried to do this

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

[katherineakayes]

Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

[tulililli]

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

[timelordgabe]

I did this and my toaster was on fire… Fuck

[that-one-guy-danny-blog]

...You can microwave it...

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

anyway im alive and gay

[that-one-guy-danny-blog]

Oh same

[crudbumpowns]

[adriofthedead]

ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ

[phluphfy]

I N F I N I T E C A T

[chuwenjie]

Some of you who have been following me for a while might remember my GIRL GANG webcomic project that I’ve been very slowly working on! I made these drawings a long time ago and they’re not perfect but I thought I’d share them all the same. Thanks for sticking around!

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Yuyu is ❤❤

[pencil-peach]

Hey Weepinbell!

I love you!

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stupidships3335-deactivated2017]

More the chance for me to show up on an ouija board