thatbisexualtea/stayfrostyrm

I have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do %99 of the time.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[butchyena]

ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

[joedizzlefoshizzel]

[honestmagpie]

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

[dnd-apothecary]

i laughed so hard at this comment

[safety-p1ns-deactivated20220116]

This is Sugar Free Gummy Bears 2

[thatbisexualtea]

I'm having a hysteria fit oh my fucking god someobody lobotomize me

[fairycosmos]

the first day of having clean hair is like woag maybe all the mental illness was imaginary

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My dad took me to get my ears pierced at a shopping centre that had a Pride party on, and said some super homophobic shit, but then I made a speech and ugly cried, got my ears pierced and picked out some glittery rainbow earrings, and went to go dance with my fellow gays.

Also, I think David Tennant was there, but I’m not sure.

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

[chris-lives-here-deactivated201]

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

[bohemian-fairies-blog]

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

[onlyblackgirl]

A original meme.

[ex-bookjunky]

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE MEME WHAT EVEN MY LIFE IS A LIE

[shingekinoali]

The OG of memes.

[totallynotvenus]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[somethingclever666]

This is only for you guys

try my quiz!

[bloodsweatandpotato]

Yeah fair.

[thatbisexualtea]

Yes.

[stuckinapril]

“i can fix him” you are literally x10 as fucked up as him

[thatbisexualtea]

Then I'll turn him into his worst self

[stuckinapril]

“i can fix him” you are literally x10 as fucked up as him

[taking-username-suggestions]

When are y'all gonna believe me when I say Genshin is just a Honkai Yae x Mei AU

The proof

Is in

The pudding

[yawpyawp]

bucky barnes: this is my girlfriend, natasha, she’s amazing, and SHE DROVE ME HERE

[yawpyawp]

im a professional graphic designer

[dear-ao3]

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I made a new meme format, whaddya think (part 2/2) 

I did two this time for the androids and humans because this is funny to me

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Keep reading

[funnytwittertweets]

[ilan]

[storm-area-51-again]

happy sparkle on it’s wednesday don’t forget to be yourself friday

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Time is but a construct and I am hitting it with a sledgehammer

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[water---damage]

Dr. Gachey with foxglove, 1890

[arthoesunshine]

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

[makomoriz]

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, Amy Krouse Rosenthal

[plut-a]

yknow maybe we should let ryan reynolds stay - the guy has his likes and following hidden like a true tumblrina.

or we have him and neil gaiman duke it out for the coveted position of The Only celebrity allowed on tumblr, which is infinitely more entertaining.