This Bitch Is Back

20 but mentally 40 | aspiring to be tumblr famous | desperate for love and attention | I won't hesitate to fight a bitch ass middle aged woman for the last bag of hot cheetos |

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[teenagerposts]

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

[real-retail-stories]

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[paprika]

“talk dirty to me”

[huffpost]

[mommy4sissyslut]

later nerds

[flowerinaflame]

[sobeitjayt]

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture

[aspirationalbrand]

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

[rebonkas]

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

[fluffymcmuffins]

I need a bf

B - billion

F - fucking dollars

[meanplastic]

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[pinkisbitter]

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

[cryogenicmeltdown]

This one?

[pinkisbitter]

PRECISELY THAT ONE

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.

[kissmeimadragonlord]

If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.

[satansyoungerbrother]

I forgot to read the blog name and just wrote it off as “yep that’s Reynolds.”

[streetcash]

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is