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Oh to be an older brother in a disney channel original movie and have caution tape on my bedroom door and call my younger sibling a dweeb

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disney channel heritage post

achesspiece

so my fridge is covered in femboy pinups i got when i was a subscriber to this porn artist's patreon and i just have like so many femboy pinups and also a furry pinup on my fridge it really is quite erotic

and my wifi password is "onthefridge"

so whenever someone new comes over and i offer to let them use the wifi i tell them the password is "onthefridge" and they go and look at the fridge and are met with all this femboy ass and are like where is it there's a lot of stuff here and i reiterate it's onthefridge and they go where!!! and i come over and type "onthefridge" into their phone and they get so mad

scavengedluxury

One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.

melonisopod

"Hey there Queen. I mean they," -the British

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SORRY THIS FUCKING KILLED ME

awionetka

𝐳𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞!𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 ❅ [ 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ]

#lads #snowman

omtai

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

kazz-brekker

in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

marzipanandminutiae

ONE female lead lives per cowboy

ergo, to save both Ellen and Anne, we need two cowboys

(and if Clara and Louise count too...Four Cowboys)

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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

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come the fuck on

toadtoru-deactivated20260517

i love reader. idc if she’s a bimbo or a crybaby or a little unhinged. good for her tbh. i love her in all shapes and forms. she is barbie. she is a doctor and a student and a barista and she can take five dicks at the same time. what a beautiful world we live in.