Oops I've Made A Mess

26 | She/They | Voice actor and game commentator | I like baseball | Talk to me about ur fursona :3

[eebie]

getting nothing but latex furry porn on instGram reels

[eebie]

i keep liking the videos

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[firriapril]

Renfish - Artfight 2026

Attack on @remanedur whose fishy I've wanted to draw for a while >:)

[da-janela-lateral]

Oh, what is the greatest smile in the world, you say? *Looks at you fondly* Louis Armstrong

[da-janela-lateral]

I think he is a pretty good contender

[breakbeatbun]

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt

[punkcherries]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[lesbibimbap]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[blackpyrefly]

every day i think about the batman beyond post that's like "you didn't inject me with something that turns my cum into bruce wayne's cum did you?" i literally cannot imagine what i'd search to find it and i don't know what website it's even from (4chan maybe?) but it's on my mind

[blackpyrefly]

YAY

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????