Random Writer Dude

Aspiring writer of mostly fantasy, but also horror scifi mystery and thriller. Currently shopping around my debut book with publishers. Huge fan of Tolkien and Middler Earth. Hate RoP. Certified SanderFan(Kaladin and Vin are so goated). Piranesi is an underrated novel that everyone should read right now its so flipping good go read it please I'm begging you. Christian. Fandoms: Cosmere | LotR | Anything Susanna Clarke ever writes my word she's fantastic | Discworld | The Hunger Games | Lockwood & Co.(not the show i hate it) | Mortal Engines(I'm still on book 2 no spoilers) | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End(genuinely the best show I have ever watched full stop) | The Wingfeather Saga | The Blackwell Pages. Feel free to send me asks

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

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[homophobla]

Throwback to the time tumblr accidentally sent a post 15 years into the past

[homophobla]

https://www.tumblr.com/pinkiepieistraight/810758631765295104

Found a link

[fleshengine]

What the fuck does this site's backend look like

[pinene]

Loving the implication that this website could have a backend strange enough to make time travel real

[greater-than-the-sword]

I notice OP is deactivated so we can't see the timestamp on their post. Curiouser and curiouser.

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[roycohn]

the only truly funny joke anyone's ever made about easter and every year i forget about it and then get to laugh and laugh anew

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I hope everyone involved in the decision to make astronauts use Outlook on their way to the moon never goes a day of their lives without stepping in a fire ant colony

[greater-than-the-sword]

Imagine you know this guy. And as long as you know him he's been a super sweet and gentle guy. And he's never really lost his temper, like you've never seen him yell at anyone or really get mad. There's sin all around him but he always responds to sinners so mercifully and gently. The pharisees are always needling him and trying to get under his skin but he never really sinks to their level and always seems to turn things around rhetorically, and even though he has some strong words for them it's always pretty measured. But you know, you KNOW, that he's literally a divine Being in human skin, and all of the terrible things that people do are repulsive to his very essence. And everybody's got to have a limit... right? He has so much power that he's not using and everybody's got to have a limit. But the one time that James and John started talking to him about calling down fire from heaven he just kind of made a joke about it and moved on. And then, finally when the Temple itself was being violated, you finally think this is it, he's getting mad, we've really done it now. We're going to see some divine wrath, God's finally seen something too offensive on this sinful earth and he's going to wipe us all out or at least call down some lightning and smite a few people. And then all He does is flip a few tables to teach a lesson, and nobody even really got hurt. But now. What are they doing. He's getting arrested? Oh no, this has to be it. You can't just arrest God. He's going on trial? Why isn't he saying anything? When is the other shoe going to drop? When? Now? When they're spitting on him? When they're beating him? Everybody's got to have a limit. Everybody's GOT to. Surely he's going to do something to stop this. Aaannnyy minute now... Wait, is he praying for those guys???

[catchymemes]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

*pulling out a Bible* Boy do I have some good news for you!

[purpleisnotacolor]

happy (in hindsight) Good Friday everyone.

[thatethamancerdude]

Item: An Enchanted Amulet Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Who's your favorite video game protagonist?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Still don't play many games so probably just Spiderman from the ps2 game

[thatethamancerdude]

Item: A Stunning Frame Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game has the best art style?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I don't play very many games, but probably BotW

[emmynorri]

when you FINALLY get a message/notification as a writer who JUST started posting your works only to open it and it be “Hi mY NaMe iS ScAmMeR BtCh PaNTs-”

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[mckitterick]

[thatethamancerdude]

"The Nazis were evil people who did evil things and should not be idolized whatsoever" and "It is dangerous to 'other' your enemies, even if they're literally Nazis" are two ideas that can and should exist.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[oatmonger-deactivated20260529]

>Open the book of Numbers

>its Names

[greater-than-the-sword]

Exposure Test

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[greater-than-the-sword]

Can you guess whether the given word is a pasta noodle, or an art term?

Take my uquiz, boy. Results in tags only, please.