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@thatfattgirl
When your dad tries to guilt trip you into visiting him: “well I guess I’ll just spend the weekend all by myself...”
You say “glad to know we’re on the same page.” Slowly, he will have to adapt to just outright telling you what he thinks instead of playing mind games.
When your friend tries to hint that they’re mad at you without saying anything: “Oh, I’m fine, clearly you don’t need to worry about me,”
You say: “I’m glad you’re doing well. Call me if you want to talk, though!” Soon enough, they will accept that they can’t be passive aggressive with you.
When your boyfriend says: “All your friends are great, I really love *insert male friend* especially.”
You say: “I’m so glad you like my friends! I should invite them back soon.” He needs to understand that if he has a problem with your friends, he needs to just voice his concerns instead of being sarcastic and accusatory.
As someone who has lived through several toxic relationships and has an abusive father, I think one of the most important manipulation tools a toxic person has is excessive subtext and hidden meanings in their conversation. It hides all of the actual fighting from the eyes of onlookers while still hurting you, which is scary and makes you feel like you’re making it all up. Don’t put up with this bs. Make them stop hiding.
Make. Them. Say. What. They. Mean.
please, its 2:30 am, please stop
I remember being younger and having a crush on Zack from the Suite life of Zack and Cody and a crush on Drake from Drake and Josh and well… guess what 11 year old me… now you know what their dicks look like :/
i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag
OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-
this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form
this is the new meme for February, y’all
famous vines in text form
Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!
DU DU DU-
IM AN ADULT VIRGIN
CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!
No, this is a crayo-
I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
911, what’s your emergency?
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe
Barbecue sauce on my titties
STAHP
I COULD’VA DROPPED MY
Croissant
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
here he comes
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
Calling people daddy is gross
Stop kink shaming me
Kink shaming IS my kink
HHA-AHH
What do you have?
A KNIFE!!!
NO!
Why does he have a knife?
ah, you can’t sit with us :)
actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have
Hemorrhoids
ibroughtyoufrankincense
thank you
and i brought you myrrh
thank you
myrrh-DER
hhhhJUDAS. NO-
I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.
Poseidon quivers before him!
…
fuck off!
I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY
R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
I WON’T HESITATE
BITCH
*pew*
And they were roommates!
Omg, they were roommates
WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T
FUCKING
LOVE YOU
two bros
Chilling in a
Hot tub
Five feet apart cause they’re
NOT GAY
*huff*
*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*
AdUHM
i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.
Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.
Two things I learned.
One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.
Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.
However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.
didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
I aint risking it.
10 10 10
Always reblog money cat
“Oh boy, dad’s home!”
“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”
IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE
I AM SCREAMING @homeskilletbiscuitt @hennything-goes
Evening fog bands drift out over San Francisco Bay