#1 Gaius Baltar Enjoyer

Reposting all my fav Gaius content here for continued appreciation. I am so normal about him. Inbox always open to receive new content! It’s tough being a Gaius fan in 2026.

[thatfrakkingscientist]

[thatfrakkingscientist]

[tpols]

Can I clear my conscience if I'm different from the rest?

[dontcallmethuperboy]

Very funny for the confirmed messenger of god to order Gaius Baltar to ask for a nuclear warhead. The equivalent of an enthusiastic birdwatcher being like, "I noticed this one robin wasn't getting any game so I gave him the ability to launch a bazooka - surely this will not cause problems for anyone."

[seapotty]

cylon pussy fuck your life up FOREVER

[cryptidvic]

I rescued him from my local comic book store 🥺

[cinematicway]

[buffskeleton]

imagine your lawyer publicly telling everyone in a trial broadcast to every human alive that the reason you're on trial is because you're a fundamentally dislikeable person and everybody hates you

[hobbitwrangler]

i don't even like Baltar most of the time but whenever i allow myself to go through the bsg tag i better see him doing absolute numbers among the poor meow meow enjoyers. that cat is not only soggy, he is completely flattened. he manages to be an accomplice to both a genocide and the hostile, authoritarian government that tortured the survivors of said genocide. he canonically fantasises about getting fucked by a woman who left him a memo about how incompetent he was and threatened to murder him to his face. his spine has the structural integrity of a sugar cube. every day the spectre of his girlfriend strokes his hair and smashes his head off the nearest available hard surface. i mean come on

[thedoctorka]

Gaius Baltar’s Song by James Callis.

[live-logs-and-proper]

This scene alone sold the show for me and I laughed so much watching it, but adding the Wii theme song to it has been living rent free in my head for ages now so I finally did 😂😂😂😂

[cryptidvic]

“Ladies and gentleman… please, PLEASE, we are in a laboratory. There are hazardous chemical compounds and a thermonuclear bomb is right over there-“

[human-blob-nessie]

so recently i've started rewatching Battlestar Galactica (2003) for the first time in 10 years, and in english (i watched a localized dub before) And I am dying over this line by the character Gaius Baltar

obviously the pun doesn't work in another language so I couldn't expect it and it sent me wheezing so hard

(for those who don't know this is 100% in character for him and perfectly fits the context in an otherwise very serious show, which made it hit even better)

[gaiusbaltarcrying]

Dear 98 followers: I can’t thank you enough for your likes, reblogs, messages, and general enabling. The Tears of Gaius Baltar Archival Project has pretty much come to an end now, unless anybody can point to a scene I somehow missed. But I thought this would be a nice (totally subjective) thing to leave you with…

Gaius Baltar Crying: A Top Ten Retrospective

Best viewed with a soundtrack.

[nicoleanell]

Gaius Baltar: charmer, wordsmith, excellent social impulses

[butterscotch-goat]

[sighs dreamily] gaius baltar man that you are [throws rocks at him. throws rocks at him. throws rocks at him. throws rocks at

[egoborderline]

I’ve done something incredibly silly

[harrison-abbott]