Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”
Or just as marriage..?
Macklemore didn’t die for this
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Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”
Or just as marriage..?
Macklemore didn’t die for this
Watch the whole thing 💀
He hustled you…
He hustled you GOOD
😂😂😂😂😂
@why-animals-do-the-thing why do foxes steal shit from ppl? They’re so cute but what is the purpose?
It’s because they’re habituated to people and have learned the can be a source of food. This fox obviously is no longer afraid of people, and has learned that it’s generally beneficial to it to tolerate their presence long enough to steal / get something - possibly because it’s frequently edible. Given how close it’s willing to get and how it approaches, I’d hazard a guess this is an animal who has actually been fed by people before.
As much as it’s cute on the surface, wildlife that are habituated to people to this degree are put at a huge amount of risk - from human/animal interactions (if someone gets bit or attacked), from health issues due to potentially improper diets, and from cars due to spending a higher fraction of their time than normal in settled areas.
Yall when I found out rich people have special therapists to help them cope with the guilt of hoarding money I literally considered throwing away all the morals I never had to become a psych major for like an entire day like I would have emotionally damaged them so badly
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From an article about these "therapists"
SEE I TOLD YALL I WASN’T MAKING IT UP
if you're upset...that people think negatively of you for having a lot of money... why not try not hoarding money like a fucking dragon on gold?
You know, the fact that an article that audacious and sacrilegious* could be published at all is a reminder of how much wealth rules the media and thus the narrative. It may seem like silly target practice for us Tumblrites, but there’s a not-insignificant percent of people who will see stuff like this in a major newspaper and thus be swayed by the appeal to authority fallacy. And the fact that this is published means that perspectives from lower-income people (who would eat that article alive) aren’t.
*Seriously? You’re going to criticize The Bible for being too mean to rich people?
“Now count to ten.”
Finding Dory (2016) dir. Andrew Stanton
Scott: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.
Stiles: Just rip the bandage off.
Scott: It's Theo.
Stiles: Put the bandage back on.
socks on Christmas
8 year old me: what the heck I said I wanted toys
me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
socks on Christmas
8 year old me: what the heck I said I wanted toys
me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon
you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)
fucking dilfs from the back so i can smack their bald spot. and post
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and this is the face of Jewish vengeance!
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino
My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and this is the face of Jewish vengeance!
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino
My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and this is the face of Jewish vengeance!
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino
Ring's on the wrong finger. Sic em, Jason.
Your Angel Gabriel is here to help
Bonus with glasses ❤️
Bonus bonus, HEELS BABY
This is basically a thread of my wings
@dumb-byesexual yes I also dressed as Howl 😉
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This reactions everything hahahaha
I'm just gonna keep adding to the thread with my confidence and comfort growing
Y'all are NOT ready for this saga I just received in my askbox
The lady was a zoo keeper for this(pallas) cat when she was a baby. That’s why she recognized her face.
full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j51MCpL4vk
who tf let a baby become a zookeeper