I can't fuckin read, m'dude

a gun that shoots chainsaws but then they explode .

[sailorbrazil]

Its disease friday

[sailatina3]

[adamtotscomix]

[badassdemonsword]

what if there was a cute little bug outside asking to be let in

[badassdemonsword]

what if he was outside

[poison-ivy-on-drugs]

[godh8er-deactivated20220626]

how could op just leave out the resolution like dat

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[exterminathan]

and the one thing you cant hide

is all the fear you feel inside

[thatfuhkinhippie]

I wanted to go to bed early and get up early so I was rested but didn't miss out on precious birthday time. I was staying up so I could see my fiance when she got home before I went to bed. I was assuming it would probably be some time before midnight, but she didn't leave her sister's until 5am (said she'd be home soon at 11:45pm). So go to bed at 5am, figure I'll just sacrifice the morning to catch up on sleep and have half a birthday. Then parents call me at 7, which was sweet, they sang me a little birthday song, but now I'm awake and exhausted and cranky and in pain and am just up now with no hope of going back to bed. So hopefully the rest of today goes well.

[thatfuhkinhippie]

I'm about to turn 27, is it still chill to talk about gravity falls and over the garden wall and stuff in here?

[thatfuhkinhippie]

Fiance is out drinking with her sister, texted me at 11:45pm that she'd be home soon. At 1:35am she stopped responding altogether. It is now 3am and she's still partying. People with ADHD really do just be out here finding each other in the wild huh

[catchymemes]

[kingcatnine]

the devious devourer

[lakevida]

had a dream last night about super mario galaxy for the Wii where instead of picking up those star piece things the player 2 controls could only throw bricks at mario to knock him unconscious for several minutes at a time

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715

[surprisebitch]

wholesome

[eroticcannibal]

This post missed the best one

[skeletalheartattack]

Visit Original Link

[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[brucebocchi]

27 blunts a day will fix me

[ultrafacts]

Source {x}

[apathyarchon]

easily my favorite thing this week