Life in Peanut Butter.

tiffany dawn. 22. glee obsessed. yogi. vegetarian. overall tree hugger. i have too many otps to count. interests include sobbing over ed sheeran and watching tv shows that make me emotional. my other tumblr is linked above.

[revolution-z]

When I talk about eating the rich, I’m not talking about your parents who own a nice sized house, 2+ cars and maybe a boat. I’m talking about the people who have 10+ million sitting in the bank that their great great grandkids won’t touch. Don’t be mistaken.

[revolution-z]

Stop acting like you’re better than the rest of us just because you aren’t struggling. You are not part of the one percent. You have enough money to splurge on a Disney World vacation every couple of years. The one percent has enough money to buy our elections and ensure that no matter which side wins, they come out with major profit.

The one percent has taken your freedom away just as much as it’s taken ours.

[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

[insomniac-arrest]

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

[durzio]

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

[larariumluparum]

truer words

[keviinsito-deactivated20260512]

[memewhore]

[hymnofvalefor]

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[cannibalcomputer]

[jackscarab]

[gloriouslokius]

Glee cast at the Women’s March 

[kevinmchalenews]

Kevin McHale and Naya Rivera on Instagram Stories (February 8, 2017)

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

[asgarddropout]

and then we go get snacks

[exordium-terminus-deactivated20]

[kevinmchalenews]

[fuckyeahpaganism]

To Attract Others of Like Mind

[natural-magics]

Items you need:

orange candle

vanilla oil

needle & thread

6 sunflower seeds (soaked overnight in water to soften the outer shell)

Anoint the candle with vanilla oil and light it.  As it burns, chant:

Come from here and come from there People whom my ideals share Come one, come now, come all to me By Sun, Wind, Earth, and Shining Sea!

Thread the needle and string through the first sunflower seed say:

With seed one, the spells begun

String the second seed, saying:

With seed two, my wish comes true

With the third:

With seed three, it comes to me

Fourth:

With seed four, it’s at my door

Fifth:

With seed five, it grows and thrives

And with the sixth seed:

With seed six, the spell is fixed

Knot the ends of the thread together to form a ring Rub a little vanilla oil into the center of the seed ring, and leave It by the candle until it burns out. Carry the ring with you as a charm to attract others of like mind. 

Source: Everyday Magic: Spells & Rituals for Modern Living by Dorothy Morrison

[lissuano]

[achyjoints]

That’s it that’s the hair I want

[thatgingerlesbian]

do ittttttt

[trappunzelll]

[wannabeanimator]

A video editor’s take on what a modern trailer for Disney’s 1994 classic The Lion King would look like.

Here’s the original 90s trailer for comparison:

Which do you prefer?

[handsewn]

Shout out to the people with mediocre talents

The people who can carry a tune but don’t have a remarkable voice

The people who can draw more than stick figures but can’t develop their own style

The people who have a decent imagination but no idea how to write it all out (or vice versa)

The people who can play covers of songs but can’t write their own music

The people who can dance with choreography but not freely

The people who can do sports but never make the team

The people who are good- that just don’t feel good enough

[jakeyllenhaal]

Visit Original Link

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

[imagay-raito]

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

[mythicfictionist]

I want to get a barbershop group together so we can learn and perform this in the street and confuse the shit out of people

[lovers-can-relate]

i cant fUCKING BREATHE

[spooky-mormon-helldream]

I JUST FOUND THIS AFTER LIKE A YEAR AND I AM LITERALLY SOBBING WITH LAUGHTER. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO HEAR THIS OH  MY G DO

[lovingliam]

ALL MY LIFE YOU STOOD BY ME

WHEN NO ONE ELSE WAS EVER BEHIND ME

ALL THESE LIGHTS THEY CAN’T BLIND ME

WITH YOUR LOVE NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN

[mtvfakingit]

I can’t get over these adorable Karmy moments.