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hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

crabussy

PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!

theonlydrewboo

🤣🤣🤣🤣

adictiva-ternura

what-even-is-thiss

I know that cis men are capable of being great people which is why it’s so frustrating when they suck. Your gender isn’t inherently bad at doing the dishes. You’re just a thoroughly unpleasant person.

what-even-is-thiss

When I started taking T I didn’t magically forget how to use a broom, which my single dad taught me how to use. There’s nothing about testosterone or having male bits that makes your brain incapable of comprehending super duper complicated concepts such as boiling water or not being sexist. You’re an adult. Put the curry in the glass container, change your son’s diaper, and don’t harass your waitress. It’s not that complicated.

endangered-justice-seeker

the only criticism of millennials l accept

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Constructive Criticism

down-with-capitalism

My Eco-Terrorist Son is Absolutely Dripless

vergess

I still spend days, weeks every year thinking about how this critique pre-dates the advent of Programming Socks™ and cat-ear headphones, and asking myself, “did the Hacker Aesthetic go from Unfortunate Sweatshirts to Neon Catgirlgender Fantasy because of John Waters? Did he do this???”

11secondsfromabaddecision

Ok so we all love a hyperfixation but does anyone else ever avoid certain things because you feel like you don't have the time to be fixated on that, or that you aren't in the right headspace for this to become your latest obsession

foxofninetales

ayeforscotland

Yasss Jamaica🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

ayeforscotland

“We see no reason to celebrate 70 years of the ascension of your grandmother to the British throne because her leadership, and that of her predecessors, have perpetuated the greatest human rights tragedy in the history of humankind.”

- Letter signed by 100 Jamaican leaders

ayeforscotland

HOLY MOTHER OF OPTICS.

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

sola-whumping

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

tikkety-tok

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

teaboot

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

soaringsearingphoenix

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

soaringsearingphoenix

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this