Warrior Of The Heights

Just here to post memes, photography, and be Epic. Asks: Open to all! Current Asks: 0 Commissions: Currently Accepting Current Commissions: 0

[thatguyepicxd]

An intro to me I guess :P

Hello chat. I am EpicXD, an demisexual guy who just likes to play roblox and make memez.

you may know me as this little goober on the internet (I'm in quite a few places.) Or as a guy you sorta just clicked on tumblr. Either way I'm glad we met, unless you are a teamer or hacker, then I'm probably gonna target you >:[

My interests are; Deltarune/Undertale, Roblox, My OC's, Memes, Photography, Anime, Art, Sunglasses Ghosts, And pets :3

My asks are open to all and I might take commissions (Check Desc) until then, safe scrolling!

[thatguyepicxd]

TLDR: Ask me whatever or commission me an art piece. I like memes and shit :P

[thatguyepicxd]

Gort

[sunishai]

Burghely

[thatguyepicxd]

Burghely my beloved ❤️❤️❤️

[deltarunegirl]

imagine if it's pronounced jaster

[corestringsenjoyer]

Doesn't change anything I'm still having that 6 hour long make out session with him

[deltarunegirl]

[thatguyepicxd]

[homunculus-argument]

Uncomfortable facts of life:

Nobody's going to magically swoop in to rescue you. You can't just sit there and expect someone else to come save you. You have to get your shit together and do it yourself.

About 90% of the time, the "it" you have to do on your own is pushing yourself to walk up to someone else and use your words to say "hey I need help."

[thatguyepicxd]

Me n the gng average dnd party

I'm the fucking tank every time :3

[girltown420]

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

[thatguyepicxd]

[ruinedchildhood]

[iconicanemone]

[felixcloud6288]

Right when you think you've defeated the laundry, it gains another health bar (Putting it in the dryer)

[felixcloud6288]

IT HAS A THIRD HEALTH BAR!?! (folding the laundry)

[thatguyepicxd]

can't forget the 4th health bar (putting it back in the closet)

[sinistra-orlok]

[landmineblogging]

it’s March

[landmineblogging]

No Wait

[thatguyepicxd]

EVERY MONTH IS SPOOKY MONTH!!!!

[naruhoe-deactivated20220131]

y’all act like horny on main is some kind of great sin, like cum jokes and jackin off jokes haven’t been the fodder of blogger humor for years. we need to face the real, true shame. kpop on main.

[thatguyepicxd]

Kpop Demon Hunter fans:

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[machinedramon]

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[thatguyepicxd]

An intro to me I guess :P

Hello chat. I am EpicXD, an demisexual guy who just likes to play roblox and make memez.

you may know me as this little goober on the internet (I'm in quite a few places.) Or as a guy you sorta just clicked on tumblr. Either way I'm glad we met, unless you are a teamer or hacker, then I'm probably gonna target you >:[

My interests are; Deltarune/Undertale, Roblox, My OC's, Memes, Photography, Anime, Art, Sunglasses Ghosts, And pets :3

My asks are open to all and I might take commissions (Check Desc) until then, safe scrolling!

[felixcloud6288]

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

[chrono-meter-r]

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

[felixcloud6288]

I've been inundated with over 120 new followers in the last 5 hours. I haven't been able to even check if I have any pornbots. I'm tired and need to go to bed. I'll clean up this mess tomorrow.

[felixcloud6288]

This is cool to look at, though. I'm studying some data-science adjacent fields so things like this are fascinating to me.

[felixcloud6288]

I've been told I should submit this to world-heritage-posts. Just to make it clear what happened to me, here's a screenshot of my notifications activity in the last 24 hours.

For additional context, I've only been here 4 days.

[felixcloud6288]

At his point, I've been here 5 days and this post has 85k+ notes. My notifications have recovered to the point that sometimes they're empty so I'd say the breach has been recontained and now I just need to deal with the cleanup process.

I figure it might be interesting to show just what this experience has been like.

This is my notification history over the last week. I joined Tumblr Saturday June 17th, 2023 around 12pm so the actual data starts half way through the chart. My follower count has grown at a roughly equal pace.

Overall, I enjoyed the whole thing once the shock died down. I was just surprised this was the post that would gain any traction at all. I expected the chicken posts would be the first ones to reach triple digits and only several months later. But I've enjoyed reading peoples' reactions and chatting with folks here.

I'll close out by sharing some other achievements I've gotten since:

It's free to give: Like a post

It's great to receive: Have a post be liked

This calls for a specialist: Install a third-party app

Precautionary measure: Disable email notifications

Uh-oh: Have a post reach 100 notes

Oh no: Have a post reach 1k notes

PLEASE NO!!: Have a post reach 30k notes

CONTAINMENT BREACH: Have a post spread across Tumblr

Fallout: Have at least three posts reach 500 notes during a containment breach

Blessings(?) of the gods: Have a post reblogged by a member of Tumblr staff

At this point, it's all white noise: Open your notifications when it's at 99+ and receive 99+ notifications in less than a second

And blocked: Receive hate mail

Also blocked: Receive a creepy DM

To the scrapyard with you!: Report a pornbot

Shiny scrap: Report a male pornbot

Maybe you should have thought ahead: Use the Mass Post Editor to add a tag to 20 posts

Next time, proofread before you post: Use the Mass Post Editor to edit a tag on 20 posts

Wild creature at the zoo: Find a heritage post using the search engine

It's raining cats and cats!: Receive 30 cat pictures

True human experience: Receive a message that makes you feel genuinely loved

And with this, I'm going to call this chapter of the Saga of Containment Breach closed

[jv]

You are going to have a 100k notes post in your first week here. You are really speedrunning Tumblr.

[felixcloud6288]

♩♫♩Guess what happened?

♩♫♩Guess what happened?

♩♫♫♩And you know what that means!

My Tumblr childhood lasted a day and a half.

[felixcloud6288]

I've been here a month now which means this is the last day I can see all my activity data.

As you can see, activity on my blog has greatly stabilized. I'm definitely getting greater than average traffic (1,000+ notifications per day) but I'm getting notifications from other posts, not just this one.

New Achievements:

Poet: Get reblogged by Haiku-bot

Free Speech for $7.99: Obtain a blue or rainbow important internet checkmarks badge

True Breach: Have one of your posts appear outside Tumblr

Caught in the Blast: Be part of, but not the creator of, a blog chain that appears outside Tumblr

There and Back Again: Find one of your posts on the blog of someone you follow who didn't reblog it from you.

Hot topic: Get a post on the first page of Top posts of a trending topic

I don't remember posting this: Schedule a post to come out at least two weeks into the future

Wild creature in the wild: Find a heritage post through someone you follow

Glitch in the Matrix: Report a bug

Rage at the gods: Make a post to staff

Peer-pressured: Let a discussion on Tumblr influence something you do in real-life

[felixcloud6288]

Can't believe I forgot this one:

Destroy the Tories: Participate in Out-of-Touch Thursday

[felixcloud6288]

It's been a year since I made this post.

New Achievements:

Webbed Site: Make a post that breaks the site in any way

Bug Squisher: Make an in-depth post about a bug on Tumblr and then see the bug resolved

Critical Mass: Make a reblog chain so long that the site becomes unresponsive when you try to reblog it

Perfect Miss: Have over 2,000 followers and then make a post that gets 0 notes for at least a month.

Idiot: Get blocked

Now Sleep in It: Make a promise you didn't want to keep and then have to follow through on it

[thatguyepicxd]

hey op, any new updates? It's been another year, unless I'm on an outdated post. but it's all I could find :/

[rongzhi]

Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

[blinkinink]

[les8ean]

:3

[thatguyepicxd]

I love how happy the cat looks knowing it accomplished something. ❤️

[thatguyepicxd]

Roblox photography dump.