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kpop incorrect quotes i write when i'm bored or procrastinating not all original many groups main is cbninetyseven ✨

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wooyoung: *rummaging through a pile of clothes* hey, has anyone seen my top?

yeosang: *without looking up from his phone* yeah, san’s in the kitchen

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jisung: rules are made to be broken

woojin: rules are made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken

minho: uh, piñatas

jeongin: glowsticks

felix: spaghetti when you have a small pot

jisung: rules.

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felix: you would sell me to satan for a loaf of bread

minho: no, i would fucking donate you to satan, you’re not worth a loaf of bread

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jisung: am i right, chan?

chan: i wasn’t listening but i’m almost certain you’re not.

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felix: *unbuttoning shirt* god, it's so hot in here

changbin: i know but why are you unbuttoning my shirt??

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changbin: from now on we'll be using codenames

changbin: you can address me as 'eagle one'

changbin: hyunjin, codename 'been there, done that'

changbin: felix is 'currently doing that'

changbin: minho is 'it happened once in a dream'

changbin: jisung, codename 'if i had to pick a dude'

changbin: woojin is...

woojin:

changbin: ... 'eagle two'

woojin: oh thank god

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minho: is that your hand on my ass?

jisung: it was an accident...

minho: jisung, your hand's still on my ass

jisung: ITS STILL AN ACCIDENT

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seokjin: *on the phone with vkook* what are you doing?

jeongguk: *playing video games* the dishes

seokjin: was that a laser gun?

taehyung: this is a bad neighbourhood

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felix: i like my women like i like my coffee

jeongin: but you don't like coffee??

felix: *winks at changbin*

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felix: hey could you turn the lights on?

changbin: i don't need to. you're the only light i need in my life 💕

felix: binnie, i can't see

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me: i should probably do some work

me: nah

chan: like maaaaate, sToP pRoCrAsTiNaTiNg

me: gotta go fast

me: *starts working*

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minho: *sees someone doing something stupid*

minho: pfft. what an idiot.

minho: *sees it's jisung*

minho: oh waiT THAT'S MY IDIOT

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chan: what's your biggest weakness?

minho: i can be un-cooperative

chan: okay, give me an example

minho: no

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donghyuk: c'mon mark, i'm your hottest friend!

donghyuk: no wait, that's taeyong.

donghyuk: well, i'm your nicest friend!

donghyuk: no, that's jungwoo.

donghyuk: i'm your friend!

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jeongguk: i am the sand guardian! guardian of the sand!

taehyung: poseidon quivers before him

jeongguk: FUCK OFF!!

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felix: chan, you know that mailman you got fired? he didn't steal your playboys! minho did!

minho: well jeongin didn't break the microwave, felix did!

felix: minho hasn't worked on any new choreographies for a month!

minho: felix and changbin are living together!

felix: minho married jisung in vegas!

hyunjin: i love park jinyoung! from GOT7 not jyp!

woojin: i wasn't suppposed to put beef in the trifle!

seungmin: i wanna gooooooo!

chan: that's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds...

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johnny: *drilling hole into a wall*

mark: *taking a nap on the other side of the wall*

mark: *wakes up and runs out screaming*

johnny: oh sorry man, did i get you?

mark: no, you idiot! no, you didn't get me! YOU GET ME, YOU KILL ME!!