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Remember that ancient torture device where they had a metal bull and they’d put someone inside it and heat it up and there was a mouth opening so their screams would echo? Well that’s the subject of my intrusive thoughts tonight!

whitepeopletwitter

englishgradinrepair

just saying

turing-tested

this is literally so fucking funny

turing-tested

im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands

ja-khajay

Brothers.

spicy-vaginal-tacos

I thought this was one of Tumblr’s weird ads for skin care

spicy-vaginal-tacos

Dermatologists HATE him

semblanche

someone: so who's your target audience

me: me and three other highly specific people who i may or may not know irl. alternatively, anyone except my mom

nitewrighter

haildiscordia

zombieofdrake

Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.

gennyescsecsemo

peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact

these are all fucking clean

joshsundquist

Bedroom-mirror “standup” about that time my health insurance company thought I had a weight problem

killorbekillian

“My health insurance company recently sent a nurse to my apartment to examine me, because according to their computer system, my body weight is very low for my height. Yeah, like, so dangerously low that they’re like, ‘We gotta send a nurse to this guy’s apartment.’ So she shows up at my door and she has a printout from the computer, and that says I am ‘potentially malnurished.’ And she’s like, ‘Do you think that you’re getting enough calories every day?’ I’m like, look, I know that I’m pretty skinny, but now that you’re standing here in my kitchen I think we can agree that there’s… a better… explanation… about this low weight to height ratio. Uh, but she has to interview me about my health history, and so I just tell her, okay, I had cancer 20 years ago, and she’s like, ‘Have you had any recent operations?’ I’m like, I’ve had two knee surgeries. And she’s like ‘Okay, uh, on which knee?’ …What? [Stammers] I’ll give you one guess.”