jo

hey kiddies, i kinda love just about all things (besides all your yaoi rubbish so keep it to yourself) so if you're not a creep, feel free to explore my slightly boring blog XD

[thatkindafella]

Me: *successfully avoids social event* Nice

Me: *is really lonely* Shit

[just-shower-thoughts]

Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

[fwizard]

fire hockey 100% does not need to be a thing

[onionhighonionandrenown]

Yes. Yes it does.

[thisnewdevilry]

Fire hockey already exists.  Welcome to pelota purépecha, or Mayan Fireball hockey.

[onionhighonionandrenown]

…this is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.

[deathgripsforcutie]

actually all dogs do not go to heaven as several sources have confirmrd scrappy doo is burning in hell

[fuckyeahthatoneguy]

Fucking good.

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[melxncholymermxid]

[thatkindafella]

why did i get a “warning this post may contain sensitive content“ on this video when it’s just some kid training for the olympics

[fenrispenris-blog]

“Batfleck is too fatherly” Yes, Batman acting too fatherly, completely out of character….

fyi this isn’t even his kid, and he knows it, but he is this baby’s dad now whether Selina likes it or not. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Like

There is so much about Batman vs Superman that looks ridiculous but Batman being fatherly is not one of those things

[xaremicharm]

Have you seen the batfamily?

[fantastic-nonsense]

*snorts* Bruce “isn’t a dad?”

(Pls. Bruce having to put up with Dami’s shit is the best thing ever)

Like please. Bruce not a dad? Bruce, acting “too fatherly?” Pshh, not possible. The entirety of Batman canon would like to disagree with you. He might not know how to express his feelings all the time, but he cares deeply about each and every one of his kids, and has shown it on multiple occasions. I guess we also have to ignore that he actually legitimately has a biological child and three legally adopted children in canon. 

Bruce being “too fatherly.” Heh. That’s a good joke.

[tyrantisterror]

We Asked 22 Exterminators To Describe The Most Advanced Bug Civilization They Ever Had To Destroy

Twenty-two exterminators open up about the most remarkable things they’ve encountered on the job.

Holy shit, number 20.  Dear Christ that is an upsetting story.  Good writing.

[bogleech]

Clickhole giving Nightvale and the SCP foundation  a run for their money.

[foggied-deactivated20210824]

[perplexistan]

when auntie drops the mic

[introverted-extrovertx-deactiva]

Absolute fire.

[rafael-silva]

Ryan Reynolds interviews Hugh Jackman.

[phlvl]

[onlytwitterpics]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Boy, this hits the soul

[theprincessleia-deactivated2021]

and they win the war against the galactic empire

insp.

[dykeanthropy]

[wildpuncake]

Lol!

[litquake]

Flavorwire brings us The Uncomfortably Hillarious Comics of Joan Cornella.

[sdzsafaripark]

Do you know how the world’s tallest raptor, the secretary bird, got its name? Find out here.