That Monster Mash

If you love something, do it. If you love something obsessively, start a blog about it.

[gaea-001]

Monster High I’ve done so far, all together 🫶

I think I’ll do a few more of my favs like Rochelle, Kiyomi and Spectra. Also forgot to give Draculaura a bag, all the other ones have a themed bag… oh well…

[life-in-the-monster-haus]

HD pics of Monster High Scary Sweet Birthday!

[peppapigvevo]

I'm calling it here: Fearbook wins the prestigious "Picture Day" Award, in that every line from now on just needs to be that line in perpetuity because

BITCH

CHAINSAWS AND AFRO

[theinternetisaweboflies]

[deuces-stone-cold-style]

"How can you sleep with all those dolls in your room?!"

Bestie they can't even stand up on their own and their heads come clean off with a little force, if they manage to kill me in my sleep they deserve it

[scanlans-and-shorthalts]

I think she’s cute…

[sleepytoycollection]

Holt going out to the corner store at 3 am for snacks 

[corstella]

Reddit found out that the dolls can connect infinitely so I present a collection of their creations progressively getting worse.

[tenaflyviper]

It seems like ever since Child’s Play, filmmakers don’t know how to do “scary doll” without going completely overboard into the realm of absurdity.

I love dolls.  I love all kinds of dolls, and I’ve seen all kinds of dolls.  My mother has a collection of antique dolls from around the world, and I’ve otherwise seen more than my fair share of “creepy” antique dolls.  However, real antique dolls–even the creepiest ones–do not look like the fuckin’ things that modern horror movies are trying to sell you, especially not dolls that are supposed to resemble children.  The closest you’ll find to something like the abominations on the right is Letta, and it’s highly doubtful that Letta was intended to be a figure of a child.

I don’t know why this bothers me, but it just does.  The people who designed these movie dolls were either trying way too hard, or not trying at all.

[katrinahood]

My best guess, at least in Annabelle the Doll’s case, as to why these design choices happen is that filmmakers don’t think anybody would find a Raggedy Ann doll scary, which we all know is bullshit. In the right hands, a horror movie can make you scared of Raggedy Ann.

[tenaflyviper]

Sadly, people are still afraid of Raggedy Ann now, when they find out about the “real” Annabelle. I’ve had more than one coworker say so (both have since become less afraid after seeing Ann dolls firsthand in the store).

Raggedy Ann is sweet and loveable, and doesn’t deserve this.

I have my own little Ann and Andy, and they’ve been nothing but precious and adorable.

[b-e-n-stuff]

Agreed, my childhood Raggedy Andy (whose real name I have just learned from this post) protects my home by sword, he can do no wrong.

[cosmomoore]

The pants pattern is ready to share, because of Mattel being predatory of their trademarks, both words and photos of their dolls, being used in fanmade product listings, I have labeled the pattern as "Creepy Class" and have used nicknames to describe the different fits since there are at least five different body types currently.

You can find the listing here.

I decided to charge for this one ($3), which I apologize for, I am just hoping to make some funds back for what I spent on the dolls/potentially earning enough to cover the other body types I don't have.

I hope it comes in handy, if you make anything with it, feel free to tag me!!

[luc-elementix]

With the discover of Apple White’s enventual prototype dress for the canceled crossover movie between Ever After High and Monster High (post here), fans have already started posting some fanarts and edits of Apple White Bite…

Edit by Eumartchelo on Instagram

Fanart by Fashionas.ffk on Instagram

Fanart by Theplasticfilter on Instagram

All these drawings make me want to go back to my sketches of the outfit designs from the movie! ^^

[deuces-stone-cold-style]

If you do not have tiktok

You might be missing out on some prime behind the scenes content and I recommend you go stalk them without an account

[laciedollblog]

Creepover Party Stock Photos

They retail at $24.99 USD

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Totally random, but after seeing the sneak peek of the new Monster High series

Imagine if they released a gimmicky Frankie with limbs like Create-A-Monster, but instead of just “normal” limbs, give them the most random add-ons, like that hookshoot, a whisk, spoon, brushes, a mop…

Basically, “Inspector Gadget” Frankie. 

[modern-alebrije]

oh my god

[oak23]

People: g3 monster high ate

Me seeing dolls with misprinted faces, body paint details that are already rubbing off, spandex fabric and serged hems, polypropylene hair and clothing that is very basic at a construction level:

[firespirited]

The folks on Instagram going "LOL yall acting like polypropelene is untamable but look what a serve this is!!!" and I'm restraining myself to one 'Hey actually the problem is that the hair will crumble in ten years' comment a day through gritted teeth and trying so hard to not yuck anyone's yum when the eyes are clearly wonked.

[dat2ndaccount97]

I haven't seen any wonk dolls yet but this is not surprising in the slightest. "You can tell it's mattel because it's swell"

[wukodork]

I mean, even though I do like how it turned out, this is REALLY bad. It's the worst printing error I've ever seen and I've got a Fierce Rockers Clawdeen where her crescent makeup is smear across her face.

How do y'all tell yhe difference between hair types? I know Cleo and Frankie have The Bad Hair, but I've heard mixed reports on the others and I just don't know how to tell and it's so frustrating.

[dollsonmain]

I can usually tell by touching it but it honestly took me a while to be able to feel what poly hair is and sometimes I confuse very low quality nylon with poly, still.

Polypropylene is a fine fiber that feels unpleasantly dry and kind of crispy. It’s the most plastic-feeling hair fiber to me out of all of them.

I think G3 looks nice and the design team knows what they’re doing but still I don’t want to buy any.

[thatmonstermash]

Wait Frankie has polypropylene hair too? Honestly, do all of them have it? I've heard Clawdeen does as well.

[pickledratinajar-deactivated202]

Everyone talks about how Ghoulia is autistic but I think Abbey is as well! I’ve never seen her stated to be such, but here’s a video pointing out some moments. I understand she’s from the Himalayas and it’s a culture difference but as a kid the subtle hints were important for me. When I was younger my parents were in denial of my autism so they never told me. But when I found the webisodes of Abbey I found one of my first comfort characters. As an autistic kid who never understood small talk, was very dependent on rules/routines, made verbal observations that came off as “hurtful” and struggled with feeling I belonged; these little additions to her character made me feel less alone. It may be accidental and it may not fit everyone’s experience but I’ve always seen Abbey as a person (or yeti) with autism. I just thought I’d share this since I haven’t seen it spoken about before 🖤

[thatmonstermash]

Abbey has always been my favorite for similar reasons. I think her approach to dating especially got me, since that's the way I always was. Like, reading cues? Subtle hints? Nah man I'm just gonna say exactly what I'm feeling and they can say yes or no, skip that weird social courtship that I do not understand.