Wednesday: and what else has my darling wife told you?
Yoko: She told me she said i love you first.
Wednesday: Bullshit i said it to her when she ran face first into a wall after tripping on her shoes.
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Wednesday: and what else has my darling wife told you?
Yoko: She told me she said i love you first.
Wednesday: Bullshit i said it to her when she ran face first into a wall after tripping on her shoes.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is āI like your shoelacesā
that way we know weāre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iām just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.
Bro what itās the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!
And now its 10th. Yay!
Oh, just in time for all the twitter and reddit refugees!
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you
Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)
Alt + R is the new command to reblog Alt + Q is the new command to queue
ok!
when Tony takes the team to karaoke Clint and Natash sing all of ABBA together
it always starts with Clint walking to her with the microphone while Take a chance on me plays
Wednesday to Enid: You know, you can't spell nuclear mass genocide without you and I. So if your not busy maybe we can commit some war crimes together?
Enid* says something in Greek*
Wednesday out of nowhere shows up and starts kissing her hand : you spoke Greek
Wednesday * walking into her and enids room* : is that my sweater ?
Enid * which put her sweater on because she saw her with xavier and missed her * dont you mean our sweater
Xavier :Enid I'm sorry
Enid ( upset because she lost her star to xavier in mario party ) I just got that
Wednesday :well xavier you know what's going to happen ( targets him the rest if the game
Enid: everybody's always been like "Enid how'd you bag a baddie" How'd you bag that baddie?"
Enid: i didn't bag shit, wednesday picked me up from my neck and threw me over her shoulder and i have been on it ever since, and i have no plans of getting off any time soon
My prize card. Nicknamed flareon elite fours pokemon cant find one anywhere else
Enid Sinclair listens to Girls by girl in red as loud as she can every chance she gets and makes as direct eye contact with wednedsay as she can while she sings it
Clint and Natasha watch/read all the harry potter books/movies on a regular basis, they each gifted the other a wand designed for them, and took the test, they each are the stereotypical Hufflepuff and Slytherin, they learned all of Fred and Georges lines and routinely annoy Tony with it
Dragons. You agree, reblog
Avengers? Headcanon?
After the attack on New York and the Avengers started staying at the now appointed Avengers tower, at Post Mission drinks Clint and Natasha would always be in the corner away from everyone else drinking Vodka and Whiskey, Bruce would be drinking light beer, Steve and Thor would be drinking Asgardian ale and Tony would be drinking anything, Tony would notice Clint and Natasha never actually got drunk, they would be drinking for hours and not even look tipsy, so after months of convincing he finally got Thor to put a little bit of Asgardian ale in their drinks, and he was not disappointed at the outcome
they would be sitting closer to each and flirting like a married couple, something they don't do sober, and all of a sudden, they had matching wedding rings and were talking about their honeymoon and where they should go next year, Tony thought it was funny the others not so much
so, the next morning Tony was making fun of them and within seconds there was a knife and a spoon from Natasha's cereal on either side of him face with a threat of don't repeat that again
Avengers headcanon#?
Tony and Peter play videogames together. but when they play Call of duty or Halo it seems there is always a person on the enemy team who's gamertag is "IronManSux69" and he always manages to kill Tony without fail, no matter how many hacks and tracers he does he just can't find him
until one day when Tony gives Peter the controller "I am not Rage Quitting I'm just taking a break" and he walks down the hall to the training room and hears Natasha Yelling at Clint that " he can't kill the spider child " so Tony looks inside and sees its Clints Gamertag, so he goes to his lab and pulls up Clint and Natasha's room takes the video and sends it to play on Clints tv
Clint never targeted him again
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
IāVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TOĀ ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
iām crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
ITāS BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
ITāS BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? š
I've been banned from naming pokemon