That One Place

Just creepin' on strangers, is all.

[clar-a-m]

When your girlfriends intimidate the public into listening to you talk about your interests

Inspired by that one cute tiktok trend

[depsidase]

[achillesinhighheels]

nha fala’ | dir. flora gomes (2002)

[fromhersoul]

[jaylajae]

I love gatekeeping myself. Like no, you absolutely cannot have access to me. ☺️

[enki2]

[free-my-mindd]

Let it go. You deserve better…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transmechanicus]

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

[an-eccentric-devil]

[nyanbinyuri]

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

[theunvanquishedzims]

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

[whitepeopletwitter]

[treecitysessions]

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

[datasoong47]

[sawasawako-archived]

me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it

[sunsis]

this is literally it though 

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

[thesunnahthebetter]

[theweirdwideweb]

New York

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[neon-slime]

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash